Undocumented Google Search Operator For Backlinks

Yesterday I discovered what may be an unknown and undocumented Google search operator for listing the backlinks to your web site. A backlink is an incoming link to your web site. The number of backlinks to your web site is a factor in how well it will rank in the search engines.

The Yahoo! Site Explorer provides a tool to see who is linking to your web site. Enter the site’s URL at the top of the page next to the yellow “Explore URL” button and then click the “Explore URL” button. Then click the Inlinks buton:

Yahoo! Site Explorer

There is also an online tool called Backlink Checker at http://www.iwebtool.com/backlink_checker

Google provides the search operator link: to show the number of backlinks it has on record for a particular web page but it only shows you a small fraction of the links pointing to a site. It credits many more backlinks than it shows for each website.

Yesterday I tried the undocumented search operator inlink: and found that it appears to show you all of the links to your web site. For example, compare the following search results:

link:williamsportwebdeveloper.com – 2 results
inlink:www.williamsportwebdeveloper.com – 603 results

Obviously, the inlink: search operator was far more useful. It appears to more accurately reflect the incoming links I would expect for my web site. For example, there are incoming links from blog comments and forum postings that I have made.

As far as I know, this search operator is unknown to search engine optimization consultants and experts. Hopefully this is the first article on the topic that can be found on the Internet. That alone will be worth a lot of backlinks!

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The Urban Explorer Treks The Upper West Side

Yesterday I made my tenth visit to New York City this year. On this trip, my mission was to explore the Upper West Side, a part of the city I had not seen before. As usual, I took the Susquehanna Trailways bus from Williamsport because that is the most convenient transportation method for me. On the long drive to the city I finished reading the book, Avant-Guide New York City 3rd Edition by Dan Levine. This book dates from 2003 but it provides a hipster view of the city. That is probably the last guidebook on New York City that I shall read. I’ve already read eight books so it is getting repetitive. I will now proceed to read guidebooks on Philadelphia. I think I can make several more trips to New York City before I run out of things to do, so it will be awhile before I switch to Philadelphia.

I had just received the Pacsafe MetroSafe 100 Anti-Theft shoulder bag that I ordered. It sure beats carrying a cell phone, camera, iPod, reading glasses, and small change in my front pockets. All that weight was pulling my pants down. LOL. I paid attention to what people were using in New York City and noticed that quite a few people had shoulder bags or backpacks. This particular shoulder bag is really small but it has many built-in pockets so it is perfect for electronic gear and small objects. It was small enough that the strap did not hurt my neck.

Upon arriving in New York City I took the C train at the 50th Street station downtown to Penn Station. Unfortunately, I can’t tell you what I was doing in that area because it is confidential. But I was very pleased to have private business in the city because that is a step up from tourist to local. I wish I had some professional business to attend to in the city but it is better to be in the Big Apple on a lark, as a tourist, than on business. I had to find a restroom before my appointment which brings up a common problem. Where do you find a public restroom in New York City? I went into a nearby Wendy’s and bought a crispy chicken and small soft drink for the privilege of using their filthy restroom.

Madison Square Garden

My appointment took over an hour. I then walked to the 34th Street Station and took the 1 train uptown to the Lincoln Center station. There were some movie posters on the walls of the subway platforms. I saw the movie poster for “Resident Evil: Afterlife” which haunted me for the rest of the day. I guess it was the image of a city in ruins and a badass model, Milla Jovovich, that evoked a vision of the far flung future; New York City as a pile of industrial wreckage but still having cool as ice models determined to survive the apocalypse.

resident-evil-afterlife-subway-poster-3-450x600

I had made a reservation for the 2:30 p.m. tour of the Lincoln Center but I arrived uptown early so I had some time to kill. There is a Barnes and Nobles bookstore directly across from the subway station so I went there. This bookstore has a huge selection of books on several floors with escalators to whisk you from floor to floor. I bought two books; Teach Yourself German Grammar and Wallpaper City Guide: Berlin to prepare myself for a trip to Berlin, the New York City of Europe. I checked out the newsstand on the very top floor but I could not find any international magazines or newspapers. I was hoping to find some French, German, or Italian reading material. New York City is really disappointing on this score. You cannot find publications in any language except English.

Barnes and Noble Bookstore

After killing enough time at the bookstore I walked down to the Lincoln Center Plaza and took some photos. There was a lot of construction on the South Plaza in preparation for a fashion show. I’ve always been fascinated by the performing arts so it was really thrilling to visit this mecca of the performing arts. Although the Lincoln Center plays a huge role in the cultural life of the United States, I can’t say that I have ever heard much about the actual complex. Maybe I’ve seen a few performances on television that were filmed at the Lincoln Center but as a cultural institution it becomes background information so you never actually think about it. I’m not a big fan of ballet, opera, or symphony music. I am a theater buff but I suppose the New York State Theater is overshadowed by Broadway.

Lincoln Center Plaza

Since I was only making a day trip and would be leaving the city in the evening, I was not able to attend a Lincoln Center performance. The tour of the Lincoln Center was my only chance to see the theaters. The tour cost me $15.00 and left from the David Rubenstein Atrium across the street from the Lincoln Center Plaza. The tour guide took our small group to the Avery Fisher Hall where we sat in the theater. We were allowed to take photos but only one of my photos turned out well due to the low lighting.

Alice Tully Hall Stage in the Dark

Then we went to the David H. Koch Theater where we entered its auditorium. There were many packing crates on stage which gave it a peculiar industrial funk, sort of an existential vibe in contrast to the magnificence of the plush red seats and central “globe” chandelier. I only have one photograph that isn’t blurry due to the low lighting.

David H. Koch Theater Rows of Seats

That was the end of the tour. It was a very short tour. The tour guide asked everyone where they were from. One couple was from Sweden I think although they appeared to be Asian. I said I was from Pennsylvania so I was addressed as “Pennsylvania”. I was not too pleased to be addressed by my state. Some New Yorkers act like they are a world apart. The most useful piece of information that I picked up was that you do not have to dress formally to attend a Lincoln Center performance. You can come in torn jeans and sneakers if you like.

Apple Store

There did not appear to be anything else for me to do at the Lincoln Center after the tour so I walked a short distance up Broadway to the Apple Store. This is just one of the many flagship Apple Stores in New York City. I know a lot of Apple fan boys online so I figured I could make them jealous by visiting this store. Apple products are too expensive for my taste but I do own an iTouch and an old iBook. I saw some of the latest Apple products like huge widescreen monitors, laptops, tiny keyboards and mice, and the iPad. Downstairs I found the software and iPhone accessories that might have tempted me to make a purchase. I saw a case for the 2nd generation iTouch which includes a built-in battery to extend your battery life. This item really tempted me but I think my iTouch is 1st generation so it probably would not have worked.

Dakota Apartments Corner

My next appointment was a reservation for dinner at Café Luxembourg. That was not until 5:30 p.m. so I had time to see the Dakota Apartment building, where John Lennon was shot, and Strawberry Fields. There were a few tourists taking photos of the Dakota. Although it is just an apartment building, all the guide books list it as an attraction because John Lennon used to live there and he was shot outside the building. I’ve read a few biographies of John Lennon but I’m not a big Beatles fan.

Crowd Around John Lennon Memorial

Strawberry Fields is the memorial to John Lennon in Central Park, just across the street from the Dakota. I found a crowd of photographers surrounding the Strawberry Fields Memorial Mosaic. It seemed a bit disrespectful to mob this spot but I joined them and got a few photographs of my own. The only thing I can say for myself is that I alone seemed interested in photographing the Daniel Webster Statue a little further on. Where is the love for Daniel Webster?

Daniel Webster Statue Full View

I walked deeper into Central Park and found the famous Bethesda Terrace and The Angel Of The Waters fountain. It was a bright sunny day so I took many photos of these landmarks.

The Angel Of The Waters Front View

I made sure to find my way back to Broadway in time for my dinner at Café Luxembourg. I choose this restaurant because it is French and mentioned in Bret Easton Ellis’s novel, American Psycho, which I had just read. I should have been wild about this novel because it combines 1980s nostalgia with New York City culture but the descriptions of the violence are sickening. The main character, Patrick Bateman, mentions Café Luxembourg several times, although this restaurant is not listed in the guidebooks as being a hot spot today. While I was eating, I kept wondering if the staff had read that book. I bet they are not amused to be associated with that novel by their clientele! By the way, have you ever noticed how detailed I am in my descriptions? Just like Patrick Bateman!

There were more wait staff in the restaurant than customers. I watched them make minute adjustments to the place settings so there is excessive attention to details. I had the scallop special which consisted of four large scallops in a fancy bed of onions and green beans covered in a mushroom sauce. I also had a German glass of white wine, Gewurztramine, which was better than any wine I’ve tasted. For desert I had the frozen yogurt covered in orange sauce with four little scoops of melon. It was not a very filling meal. I would say it was all presentation and no substance. It was also extremely expensive at $60.00 for just one person!

Cafe Luxembourg

After the late diner I had just enough time to visit the Time Warner Center at Columbus Circle. I took the subway even though it was only one stop away. At the Time Warner Center I headed straight for the Borders bookstore because I figured this was the only store within my budget. It is kind of lame for me to visit a Borders bookstore in New York City because we have one in the Lycoming Mall. I go there often because I like to be surrounded by new books but their selection still manages to be poor. This particular Borders store in the Time Warner Center actually has a great view of Columbus Circle. I think it is also a popular spot for celebrity book signings. They had a good selection of New York City guide books but I am tired of reading those so I only bought a Wallpaper City Guide: New York. These guidebooks neglect most of the obvious landmarks because their focus is on design. Their sole criteria for listing a place seems to be design so it makes a good supplement to other guidebooks. I also bought the guidebook Hidden Philadelphia and Amish Country, a sure sign I am beginning to need fresh inspiration, and a large picture book on Berlin.

Columbus Circle Seen From Borders

It was getting late so I had to head out for 51st Street to wait for my bus. Columbus Circle is actually just a few blocks north of 51st Street so I decided to walk. I made it in plenty of time and did some people watching while waiting for my bus. I noticed that a truck parked across the street had something amusing written across it, “The Bed Bug Experts”. I took a photo of the truck because there has been a lot of news about New York City’s bed bug infestation. I even overheard my fellow bus passengers talking about this subject. The bed bug exterminators were parked in front of the recently remodeled McDonald’s. Feel free to infer that this means McDonald’s NYC has bed bugs. I hate McDonald’s and wish them ill.

New York City Bed Bug Experts

There are still many more landmarks and museums for me to see in New York City. For example, there is the Brooklyn Museum which will take an entire day to visit because it is huge and I have to allow extra time for a subway ride to Brooklyn. I also have not been in lower Manhattan to check out the financial district. I should see Wall Street before it gets destroyed in the revolution. It will probably be replaced by a statue to Karl Marx.

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I Visit Lock Haven

Today I drove west to visit Lock Haven PA, the county seat of Clinton County. This is part of my personal project to explore the region. I have several reasons for making these little trips:

  1. I am extremely bored and need a change of scene.
  2. I may need to visit various towns in the area while looking for a job.
  3. I may need to meet someone in the vicinity.

I have never been to downtown Lock Haven before so it was a new experience for me. Lock Haven is actually part of the service area of my employer. They are opening a big office there so I may need to visit it someday.

Downtown Lock Haven is quite picturesque with an extensive main street. There are many business establishments on main street and most of them are not chain stores. Lock Haven retains the sort of downtown retail space that has been destroyed in other towns by shopping malls.

Texas Lunch

I did not spend much time in Lock Haven. I had lunch at the Texas Lunch diner. It is a classic diner with a stainless steal counter and plenty of booths and stools. I really liked the decor. I ordered a Pepsi and a BLT Club. Then I went to the D Dashem Books used book store which did not have much of a selection. I only bought one of those Arcadia Publishing books on local history. This book store didn’t even have a book on Lock Haven so I bought one on Williamsport.

D Dashem Books

I did not take many photos on this trip because that is really conspicuous in these small towns. After my trip to Jersey Shore somebody at work asked me what I was doing in Jersey Shore taking a lot of photos. There are not many tourists in the area. However it is often surprisingly difficult to find a photo of a local restaurant or landmark online.

That concludes my exploration of the region to the west. I may revisit Jersey Shore and Lock Haven. I will probably move on to the north and visit Wellsboro and Mansfield. Then I will head south and explore Selinsgrove, Sunbury, and Mifflinburg. To the east I could go to Danville and Bloomsburg. In the past, I have drove pass these towns but I have never made a proper visit.

There really aren’t any decent guide books to Pennsylvania. Further afield are many cities that would require a longer drive; Pittsburgh, Reading, Lancaster, Allentown, and Scranton.

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I Need A Cell Phone

I’m thinking about getting a cell phone. I don’t have a cell phone because nobody ever calls me. I really don’t need one. But now that I’m traveling more often it may come in handy in an emergency. I will probably get a prepaid mobile phone with a pay-as-you-go plan. I don’t want the recurring monthly bill that comes with a mobile phone contract.

That rules out the iPhone. I’m not sure which phone to get but something that runs a mobile browser would fit in with my web development plans. Currently I’m doing more research on web design for mobile phone friendly web sites. In fact, I have installed another theme on this WordPress blog which will be used if you visit my blog from an iPhone or iTouch device. This theme makes the blog easier to navigate and read on the smaller screen.

Prospective clients are increasingly asking for mobile friendly versions of their web site. Although this can be as simple as a special theme or web design, there are some other considerations like JavaScript optimization and offline storage.

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Ellis Island and Statue of Liberty

On August 8th, 2010 I went on a special bus tour to Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty. This trip did not take us into New York City. I left Williamsport at 5:00 a.m. and we arrived at the Liberty State Park in New Jersey at 10:00 a.m. We stopped in at McDonald’s for breakfast so I ordered a Big Breakfast because I figured there would not be anyplace to get a bite to eat on the islands. After breakfast the tour guide handed out the ferry tickets.

The ferry to Ellis Island departs at the Communipaw Terminal, a train station at the Liberty State Park. We had to go through airport style security which meant taking off my belt and all metal objects to pass through a metal detector. Somebody could make a fortune by making decent plastic belt buckles. I hate taking off my belt in front of everyone.

I was fascinated by the modern skyscrapers of Jersey City so I took many photos of them. The tallest skyscraper is the Goldman Sachs Tower where they probably keep the Eye of Sauron. I’ve never heard anything about Jersey City because it is in New Jersey which suffers scorn and neglect for not being New York City. However, I did see this area from Manhattan and did some research on the city because it is pretty impressive.

Goldman Sachs Tower

The New York City skyline was also very impressive but missing the World Trade Center’s Twin Towers. I did see them while they were still standing on my very first trip to New York City back in the 1980s but the city was a terrible place back then and I did not have a good time.

Manhattan Skyline

The ferry soon took our bus group to Ellis Island. I did not particularly want to visit the Ellis Island Immigration Museum but it was actually very interesting for me because I’m doing some armchair travel in Europe. My current passion is Germany and Italy and I saw plenty of artifacts from the immigration waves that originated there. I could read a few German words in the documents but I don’t know much Italian yet.

Baggage Room

On the first floor I saw stacks of old immigrant baggage and the Peopling of America exhibit. I was initially underwhelmed by Ellis Island because this exhibit looked like a three dimensional Power Point presentation with a lot of charts rendered as museum pieces. I expect more from a museum than charts and graphs! There was also a collection of Barbie dolls dressed in the national costumes of all the countries that the immigrants came from. I took a photo of Barbie France. Then I went to the movie theater and saw a short film narrated by Gene Hackman.

Barbie France

On the second floor I found an exhibit dedication taking place in the Registry Room for the Go For Broke: Japanese American Soldiers Fighting Two Fronts exhibit. One of the speakers was George Takei, the famous actor best know for his role as Sulu in the classic Star Trek series. It is was quite thrilling to see him in person although I did not sit down for the dedication which had already started. Instead I walked through the Through America’s Gate wing on the second floor. There were some interesting exhibits there including paper and coin money that immigrants exchanged. At the Peak Immigration Years wing I saw a steamship model, railroad timetables, and anti-immigration newspapers from that era.

Go For Broke Speaker

The third floor had the Go For Broke exhibit and examples of clothing and belongings of immigrants. There were a lot of huge black and white photos blown up to poster size. The street scenes were life sized and rather impressive. You almost felt like you were there.

Back on the first floor, I went into the gift shop and bought a seven inch replica of the Statue of Liberty which is sitting on my desk. Then I went to the cafeteria and ordered a lobster roll and large coke with homemade potato chips. After eating my lunch, I walked around the promenade and took photos of seagulls, ferries, the Manhattan skyline, the Immigration Museum and the Statue of Liberty which was still too far away for good photos.

Seagull Closeup

At around 1:00 p.m. I got on the ferry to go to the Statue of Liberty. It was really thrilling to see the Statue of Liberty up close. I took hundreds of photos of it from all angles by walking around the promenade. The tourists were concentrated in the front of the statue. I’ve never seen so many people taking photos. I overheard a women calling to her children in French.  Fortunately my ferry ticket included admission to the pedestal so I was able to see the Statue of Liberty museum inside and climb up to the pedestal for some great views of New York Harbor and the Manhattan skyline. You could even see the Brooklyn Bridge. It was very windy up there. Unfortunately I think that is as high as you can go.

Statue of Liberty Classic Shot

Before I left the Statue of Liberty National Monument I stopped in at the gift shop and bought a Statue of Liberty bookmark and a copy of the photo book New York Vertical. I did not spend much money on this trip because there wasn’t much opportunity to do any shopping. I took the ferry back to New Jersey in plenty of time to catch my bus at 5:00 p.m. Unfortunately we were kept waiting for two people who took the wrong ferry and wound up at Battery Park in lower Manhattan. They had to go to the Port Authority Bus Terminal to take a regular Susquehanna Trailways bus home. That is fine example of how a little confusion can ruin your trip. But it does tell me that Susquehanna Trailways runs a regular bus service to NYC.

On the way home we stopped at one of New Jersey’s many diners , the Hibernia Diner, where I ordered a New York egg cream and a chicken gyro, managing to squeeze a little more New York City into the experience.

My next trip to New York City will be on August 28, 2010. I’m really going to kick it up a notch for this trip and maybe do some business like a real New Yorker. But I also plan to go on the Lincoln Center tour. I would prefer to see a performance at the Lincoln Center but I won’t be there for the evening so I will have to settle for a guided tour. That requires a reservation. I’m currently reading the novel American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, a fascinating glimpse into the world of the NYC financial community.  Stock brokers and financial executives certainly are psycho. Look how they knifed the world’s economy to death! Anyway, it is great to read a novel set in New York City while actually having a good idea of the neighborhoods and establishments being mentioned. I may go the Cafe Luxembourg restaurant which is mentioned in the book if I can make a reservation. You can easily do that online using OpenTable.

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Offline Database On iPhone Using SQLite

I like to take my iTouch with me on my trips to New York City so I can listen to music during the long bus trip. I also copy my compiled HTML notes on New York City to my iTouch so I can consult it when I need to. Neither of those uses requires a wireless Internet connection. I can rarely get a wireless Internet connection while traveling so I don’t rely upon it.

Recently I have discovered an interesting way to increase the usefulness of my iTouch. It is possible to create offline web applications which remain functional even when you can’t find a wireless connection. These offline web applications can also make use of a database which will reside on the device.

Safari and Opera browsers support SQLite,  a SQL database engine. Web applications can create databases which will be stored on the user’s computer. The iPhone and iTouch run the mobile version of Safari which includes SQLite so you can potentially store databases on your mobile phone or iPod. This gave me the idea to store a few databases on my iTouch with an offline web application to query the data. This would give me the ability to look up data without a wireless connection. There are a few database applications for the iPhone but this method is free and completely customizable.

To create a database, you just need to write a little JavaScript:

   1: try {

   2:     if (!window.openDatabase) {

   3:         alert('not supported');

   4:     } else {

   5:         var shortName = 'mydatabase';

   6:         var version = '1.0';

   7:         var displayName = 'My Important Database';

   8:         var maxSize = 65536; // in bytes

   9:         var db = openDatabase(shortName, version, displayName, maxSize);

  10:

  11:         // You should have a database instance in db.

  12:     }

  13: } catch(e) {

  14:     // Error handling code goes here.

  15:     if (e == 2) {

  16:         // Version number mismatch.

  17:         alert("Invalid database version.");

  18:     } else {

  19:         alert("Unknown error "+e+".");

  20:     }

  21:     return;

  22: }

  23: alert("Database is: "+db);

You can verify that the JavaScript created a database by opening Preferences > Security and clicking the Show Databases button in Safari:

Safari-SQLite-Databases

Here you can see that I have a few databases under localhost from my experimentation on my local web server and a Books database from my business web site. A database is associated with a domain name so web sites cannot access each other’s databases. You may be wondering where these database files were created. I found them under C:\Documents and Settings\[username]\Local Settings\Application Data\Apple Computer\Safari\Databases\http_localhost_0/0000000000000001.db

After you create the database, you need to create your tables using some more JavaScript:

   1: createTables(db);

   2:

   3: function nullDataHandler(transaction, results) { }

   4: function createTables(db)

   5: {

   6:     db.transaction(

   7:         function (transaction) {

   8:             /* The first query causes the transaction to (intentionally) fail if the table exists. */

   9:             transaction.executeSql('CREATE TABLE people(id INTEGER NOT NULL PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT, name TEXT NOT NULL DEFAULT "John Doe", shirt TEXT NOT NULL DEFAULT "Purple");', [], nullDataHandler, errorHandler);

  10:             /* These insertions will be skipped if the table already exists. */

  11:             transaction.executeSql('insert into people (name, shirt) VALUES ("Joe", "Green");', [], nullDataHandler, errorHandler);

  12:             transaction.executeSql('insert into people (name, shirt) VALUES ("Mark", "Blue");', [], nullDataHandler, errorHandler);

  13:             transaction.executeSql('insert into people (name, shirt) VALUES ("Phil", "Orange");', [], nullDataHandler, errorHandler);

  14:             transaction.executeSql('insert into people (name, shirt) VALUES ("jdoe", "Purple");', [], nullDataHandler, errorHandler);

  15:         }

  16:     );

  17: }

You are now ready to import data into your database table. If you have a lot of data you’ll probably want to download the sqlite3.exe tool from http://www.sqlite.org/download.html. This little program is a command line shell for SQLite. It can import data from text files and dump the database as SQL statements.

My Books database is a simple database I maintain to keep track of all the books I’ve read. I like to use it for experimenting with database technology because it is extremely simple. I keep this database in Access. To import the data into SQLite from Access, I exported the table into a comma separated values CSV text file. However, because I have a few commas in the titles of books, I changed the separator character to a semicolon. I also discovered that text values should be surrounded by single quotes, not double quotes. I used the following commands  to import the data.

   1: sqlite> .separator ";"

   2: sqlite> .import Books.txt Books

NOTE: To make things easier, I copied the sqlite3.exe tool and my Books.txt file into the folder that Safari uses to store its SQLite databases.

The built-in Safari developer tools make it easy to verify that the database now has some data. Just open the Web Inspector and select the Storage button while the web site with the database is open:

Safari-Web-Inspector

You can also download the SQLite Manager extension for Firefox which gives you a complete tool for managing your SQLite databases. Firefox does not permit web sites to use SQLite but the browser uses it for a few internal databases. You can still use SQLite Manager to work with your Safari databases by browsing to the file.

SQLite-Manager

These tools will not help you to get data into a database on the iPhone. To accomplish that I dumped the database to a file of SQL statements and then created a web page containing the JavaScript to run those SQL statements. This is not a very eloquent approach but it was the simplest way to get data into the database. I used the following commands in the sqlite3.exe tool to dump my database as SQL statements which I copied raw into JavaScript with a little editing.

   1: sqlite> .output dump.sql

   2: sqlite> .dump Books

   3: sqlite> .output stdout

I then created a very simple web page to query the database and return the results in a table. Here is the JavaScript to query the database:

   1: try {
   2:     if (!window.openDatabase) {
   3:         alert('not supported');
   4:     } else {
   5:         var shortName = 'books';
   6:         var version = '1.0';
   7:         var displayName = 'Books';
   8:         var maxSize = 65536; // in bytes
   9:         var db = openDatabase(shortName, version, displayName, maxSize);
  10:
  11:         // You should have a database instance in db.      
  12:     }
  13: } catch (e) {
  14:     // Error handling code goes here.
  15:     if (e == 2) {
  16:         // Version number mismatch.
  17:         alert("Invalid database version.");
  18:     } else {
  19:         alert("Unknown error " + e + ".");
  20:     }
  21: }
  22: //alert("Database is: " + db);
  23: //createTables(db);
  24:
  25: function searchDatabase() {
  26:     var criteria = $("#criteria").val();
  27:     var column = $("input[@name='column']:checked").val();
  28:     db.transaction(
  29:         function (transaction) {
  30:             transaction.executeSql("SELECT * FROM Books WHERE " + column + " LIKE '%" + criteria + "%';",
  31:                 [], // array of values for the ? placeholders
  32:                 dataHandler, errorHandler);
  33:         }
  34:     );
  35: }
  36:
  37: function createTables(db) {
  38:     db.transaction(
  39:         function (transaction) {
  40:             /* The first query causes the transaction to (intentionally) fail if the table exists. */
  41:             transaction.executeSql('CREATE TABLE Books(BookNum INTEGER NOT NULL PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT, Title TEXT NOT NULL, Author TEXT NOT NULL);', [], nullDataHandler, errorHandler);
  42:         }
  43:     );
  44: }
  45: function nullDataHandler(transaction, results) { }
  46: function errorHandler(transaction, error) {
  47:     // error.message is a human-readable string.
  48:     // error.code is a numeric error code
  49:     alert('Oops.  Error was ' + error.message + ' (Code ' + error.code + ')');
  50:
  51:     // Handle errors here
  52:     var we_think_this_error_is_fatal = true;
  53:     if (we_think_this_error_is_fatal) return true;
  54:     return false;
  55: }
  56: function dataHandler(transaction, results) {
  57:     // Handle the results
  58:     $("#results").empty();
  59:     $("#results").append("<table id=\"resultsTable\" class=\"tableData\">");
  60:     $("#resultsTable").append("<tr><th>BookNum</th><th>Title</th><th>Author</th></tr>");
  61:     //var string = "The Books table contains the following records:<br /><br />\n\n";
  62:     for (var i = 0; i < results.rows.length; i++) {
  63:         // Each row is a standard JavaScript array indexed by column names.
  64:         var row = results.rows.item(i);
  65:         $("#resultsTable > tbody:last").append("<tr>");
  66:         $("#resultsTable > tbody:last").append("<td>" + row['BookNum'] + "</td>");
  67:         $("#resultsTable > tbody:last").append("<td>" + row['Title'] + "</td>");
  68:         $("#resultsTable > tbody:last").append("<td>" + row['Author'] + "</td>");
  69:         $("#resultsTable > tbody:last").append("</tr>");
  70:         //string = string + row['BookNum'] + ": " + row['Title'] + ", " + row['Author'] + "<br />\n";
  71:     }
  72: }

The final task in this project was to get the web application to function while offline. This proved to be difficult because the manifest file must be received by the web browser with the content type text/cache-manifest. Unfortunately IIS already has the .manifest file extension registered for Silverlight. My business web site is hosted by CrystalTech and I am unable to add mime types to their web server. It really does not matter what web server you use because the web application is going to function offline anyways. So I eventually used my Apache web server on localhost. Once I’d loaded the page from there and bookmarked the site, it remained available even without access to my local network. Just make sure the manifest file for the offline web application has the content type text/cache-manifest as revealed in Firebug:

Firebug Manifest Content Type

Here is what my offline web application looks like while running on my iTouch. I can still query my database even when I don’t have a wireless connection. Now I can look up the author and title of any book I’ve read while I’m on the go!

SQLite Books Database Query Page

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NYC Overnight Trip – Day 2

On Sunday I got up early and walked along 51st Street to the subway station on Lexington Avenue. This was a long walk but I did get to see a nearly deserted New York City at 6:00 AM in the morning. I took the 6 train to the Brooklyn Bridge. This ride took a long time because the train was delayed near Canal Street. But since my subway car was empty I took a few photos.

6 Train

By the way, on Saturday it was 97 degrees, tying the 1999 record for hottest July 24th ever. And with the humidity, it was more like 102. No wonder it was so uncomfortably hot! Fortunately it was cooler on Sunday morning which was a perfect time to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge.

Beekman Tower

One building that caught my eye was the Beekman Tower which is currently rising in downtown Manhattan. It is located near the Brooklyn Bridge just south of Pace University. I took many photos of this gleaming, twisting skyscraper which will become the tallest residential building in New York City. I thought it might be the Freedom Tower but the new construction to replace the twin towers is not that far along. Other interesting buildings visible from the Brooklyn Bridge include the Manhattan Municipal Building, the United States Courthouse, South Street Seaport, and the Verizon Building. The Statue of Liberty and Governor’s Island could be seen in New York Harbor but they were distant and hazy.

Municipal Building and United States Courthouse

On the Brooklyn side of the Brooklyn Bridge I followed the signs to DUMBO (keep left and walk towards the underpass tunnel). I saw the “Welcome To Brooklyn” bulletin board in the underpass and followed the signs to the  DUMBO neighborhood. Unfortunately everything was closed on a Sunday morning and the streets were deserted but this did give me an excellent opportunity to take lots of photos. I found the following landmarks on my list; Grimaldi’s Pizzeria, Jacques Torres Chocolate Factory, Pete’s Downtown Restaurant, St. Ann’s Warehouse, Barge Music, and the Manhattan Bridge. The street was all dug up in front of St. Ann’s Warehouse but I took a photo of a bulldozer with the theater in the background.

St. Ann's Warehouse Bulldozer

I had planned to take the subway back to Manhattan but unfortunately I could not locate the High Street Station in Cadman Park Plaza. Maybe this station was demolished as part of the budget cuts or it may have been hidden in one of the many construction sheds I saw nearby. I walked around the park and could not find a subway entrance so I had to walk back across the Brooklyn Bridge. At one of the arches I was able to buy a bottle of water from a street vendor. When I got back to City Hall on the Manhattan side I found the Brooklyn Bridge – City Hall Station and took the 6 train back uptown to 51st Street. It was another long walk along 51st street back to the Skyline Hotel on 10th Avenue. As I walked pass the Rockefeller Plaza I saw many production  trailers because they were filming a crowd scene there. I stopped at a Starbucks along the way and had a Skinny Vanilla Latte. I had to check out by Noon so after taking a cold shower I took care of that. They placed my luggage in a conference room so it could be loaded on the bus at 5:30 PM. I certainly did not want to have to lug it around Manhattan until then!

Brooklyn Bridge Arch in Sun

I was planning to return to Hallo Berlin for lunch but they did not open until Noon. So instead I took a subway to 34th Street, Penn Station. I eventually bought three metro cards on this trip. Some of the machines would not accept bills so I had to pay with my credit card. On 34th Street I headed for Macy’s Department Store. Macy’s is like a mall with its own chain restaurants and a few stores that are not part of Macy’s. For example, on the first floor I went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art store and bought a bookmark and a CD of NYC music. Then I went to Starbucks and had another Skinny Vanilla Latte to help me cool off. Fortunately Macy’s is air conditioned so I spent a lot of time riding its elevators. You don’t need to be well dressed in this store. I saw many poorly dressed tourists in shorts. I also had a caramel sundae at Ben & Jerry’s Macy’s Scoop Shop and a quarter pounder with cheese at McDonald’s. I was rather surprised to find a McDonald’s at Macy’s, just like a Walmart! After I tired of Macy’s I went to Penn Station and bought foreign language magazines at Hudson News; Stern in German, L’Express in French, and Voici in French. Unfortunately they did not have any Italian magazines. Then I went to the Borders book store in the Penn Station vicinity where I bought New York: The Movie Lover’s Guide: The Ultimate Insider Tour of Movie New York . That book should help me to find the landmark sites in films. I also bought an Access Philadelphia 7e (Access Guides) because I eventually want to explore that city as thoroughly as New York City. As a resident of Pennsylvania I should find Philly more interesting than NYC but unfortunately Philly is not as prominent in American culture. I also picked up a Lonely Planet Italian phrasebook but I really should not start on Italian while I am still learning German.

macys

At this point I was burdened with packages so I went back to the Starbucks in Macy’s to plan my next move. I decided to visit a small park near the Skyline Hotel to wait for the bus which would leave at 6:00 PM. Since I was already checked out I could not go back to my room. I decided to have lunch at Hallo Berlin again. I sat at the bar and ordered a Sprite and Berlin Currywurst. Unfortunately I was unable to finish my meal because I was feeling full. A Ghost Busters movie was playing on their widescreen TVs. I watched the ghostbusters slime the Statue of Liberty and animate her. The special effects were quite poor by today’s standards.

Unfortunately it began to rain as soon as I left the restaurant. A lot of fire engines and ambulances appeared and raced to a scene near the Skyline Hotel although I did not see any smoke or fire. The rain made it impossible for me to visit the park so I spent the next two hours stuck under a sidewalk shed near the Skyline Hotel. I did have my iTouch with its earplug headphones so I was able to listen to music. The only interesting thing to happen was a homeless man showed up pushing a large canvas dumpster filled with bottles. He proceeded to lay out a blanket and went to sleep under the sidewalk shed.

Although my last two hours in the city were not much fun, I had another successful trip and memorable experience in New York City. It may seem mundane to be a tourist in New York City but for me it is pretty exciting due to the central role the city plays in American culture. As I was growing up I was inundated with television shows and entire stations broadcast from New York City with local news so I got used to hearing about the Big Apple. It became a familiar place through the media but I never went there. Of course, back in the late 70s and early 80s New York City was virtually bankrupt and not a safe place to be. Visiting New York City now after all that television exposure is like traveling to the future and seeing the futuristic skyscrapers that are going up. There has been a lot of development during the last decade as Wall Street prospered so there are many new buildings.

I have scheduled two more trips in August. The first trip in just two weeks will just be to Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty. This will be a good opportunity to catch those two tourist sites which I have not managed to see on any previous trip. I have to figure out what to do on the other trip to NYC. I may take the Lincoln Center tour because I cannot attend a performance.

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NYC Overnight Trip – Day 1

Over the weekend I went on a special bus trip to New York City. This trip included an overnight stay at a hotel so I was able to schedule a show in the evening. I was also able to do something in the morning.

The bus left Williamsport at 7:00 AM and we arrived in New York City at 11:00 AM. We were dropped off at the Skyline Hotel in Hell’s Kitchen. I was unable to check in until 3:00 PM so the bellhop showed me where to store my luggage in an empty conference room. I did not pack much because I expected to be bringing many purchases home in my one piece of luggage.

I did not waste any time heading to my first destination, the Chelsea Art Museum. I’m becoming more proficient at navigating the subway system. On this trip I went to the 50th Street Subway Station on 8th Avenue. It is much closer than the East 51st Street & Lexington Avenue that I usually use. I took a photo of the subway entrance under the Worldwide Plaza because I was unable to find any good photos of it online.

50th Street Subway Station

Before I reached the subway station I walked pass the New World Stages theater which may be a good place for a show on a future trip. The New York City subway is a bit of a mess right now because budget cuts have forced many route changes which add to the confusion. I took the C train to the 23rd Street Station.

On my way to the Chelsea Art Museum I walked pass the London Terrace Gardens, a massive apartment block. One of my guidebooks mentioned that Deborah Harry lives there so I made sure to take a few photos. As I neared the High Line Building on Chelsea I managed to take a photo of our Susquehanna Trailways tour bus as it drove by. However I did not even notice it at the time. I was quite surprised and pleased to find our tour bus in my photos as I prepared to upload them to Flickr.

Susquehanna Trailways Bus In Chelsea

The Chelsea Art Museum exhibition was the second edition of Open Portfolio at the Chelsea Art Museum. This was a lot of artists showing their portfolios on their laptops with a few pieces mounted on the wall behind their table. The artists were there to greet you and hand out their business cards. I found this to be slightly awkward so I did not interact with many artists. There was a concert upstairs that seemed to just be getting started. The Chelsea Art Museum is a very small museum with only three floors. I only spent a half hour there. On the way out I bought the book One Night on Broadway by Horst Hamann. This turned out to be a good souvenir because it is a book of photos taken at night all along Broadway.

New York City Skyline

I then proceeded to the New Museum of Contemporary Art on the Bowery. I knew exactly which subway trains to take so I got there by 1:02 PM according to my ticket. The New Museum of Contemporary Art was kind of disappointing. The most interesting piece of artwork was a McDonalds straw and soda lid which looked like it was picked up off the street and deposited into the display case. I took the elevator to the top floor and worked my way down. The top floor just has a terrace where you can take photos of the Bowery neighborhood and the Manhattan skyline. This was actually pretty cool so I took many photos. Another memorable exhibit was the Beat writer and artist Brion Gysin, an associate of William S. Burroughs. They even had his legendary dream machine which seemed very popular. A crowd was gathered around it trying to alter their consciousness by staring at the flickering lights. I don’t need such a device to alter my consciousness. Just being in New York City is sufficient to alter my consciousness. Unfortunately that was the only thing I found interesting at the New Museum of Contemporary Art. I was very thirsty so I bought an expensive little bottle of fancy soft drink at their cafe. Even their soft drinks were pretentious! Their bookstore did seem well stocked with many rare and interesting books. I was slightly impressed by the taste shown in their selection. I bought The Seven Addictions and Five Professions of Anita Berber: Weimar Berlin’s Priestess of Depravity. This is a book I’ve been meaning to buy in preparation for my trip to Berlin.

Puck Building

After leaving the New Museum of Contemporary Art at 1:53 PM according to my receipt, I walked straight ahead down Prince Street which takes you into SoHo. I walked pass the landmark buildings Old St Patrick’s Cathedral and the Puck Building which I photographed. Using Google Street View to plan your walk is very useful for spotting nearby landmarks that you might miss. Then I stopped in at the McNally Jackson bookstore on 52 Prince Street. I’m beginning to dream about Italy now so I bought some Italian literature. I’ve been reading Midnight in Sicily: On Art, Food, History, Travel and la Cosa Nostra by Peter Robb so I bought Giuseppe Di Lampedusa’s novel The Leopard: A Novel which is described in Peter Robb’s book. They also had the Luchino Visconti DVD of The Leopard – Criterion Collection film so I bought that too. And I bought Umberto Eco’s Foucault’s Pendulum which I’ve heard a lot about. I really spent too much money on this trip but it was mostly for things I was planning to buy eventually.

Skyline Hotel Room

After that I took the subway back to the Skyline Hotel where I was finally able to check in. It was 3:00 PM by then. I had trouble finding my room. First I had to take the elevator to the second floor then walk down a passageway to another building and take the elevator to the third floor. Fortunately there was a soda machine just outside my door which I used frequently to stay hydrated. I took a cold shower because I was sticky with sweat and put my purchases in my luggage.

For lunch I walked  five blocks south on 10th Avenue to Hallo Berlin. This was an excellent opportunity to get some German food in preparation for my trip to Berlin. And they had Berlin specialties like currywurst and Berliner Weiss. I sat at the bar and ordered a Sprite and two types of curry with red cabbage, German potatoes, and sauerkraut. Plus a side dish of two potato pancakes with applesauce and sour cream. The restaurant was decorated with many German banners and advertisements for brands of beer.

Hallo Berlin

I took another cold shower when I got back to my hotel room because even a short walk in the muggy heat was enough to make you sweat. I had a ticket for a show in the East Village but it was too early to head down there so I took the subway to 23rd Street again and walked south to find another bookstore, Idlewild Books. This bookstore specializes in travel and world literature organized by country so I thought it was worth a visit. I bought a copy of Time Out Shortlist Venice , A Hedonist’s Guide to Berlin (A Hedonist’s Guide to…) , and Strolling through Venice: The Definitive Walking Guidebook to ‘La Serenissima’ . After leaving the bookstore I walked further south until I found Union Square Park where I saw and photographed the statue of George Washington and that peculiar public art installation, the Metronome. Then I took the subway back uptown to 50th Street and walked west to the Skyline Hotel where I needed another cold shower.

Metronome Union Square

Although it was still pretty early for my show, I then returned to the subway and went to the East Village. I still remembered the neighborhood from my previous NYC trip. I had two hours to kill so I revisited some places. First I ordered a Berliner Weiss at Wechsler’s Currywurst & Bratwurst because it is the one place where they won’t give you any grief for ordering it. I was thinking of having a tshirt made for my Berlin trip which would read, “Gib mir ein Berliner Weiss und Fresse!” After sucking down my Berliner Weiss through a straw I headed next door to Kim’s Video and Music where I bought a DVD of the Italian film Salvatore Giuliano, a film about the Sicilian Mafia.

I then bought an ice cream cone at Ray’s Candy Store. Ray’s Candy Store is a shabby little dive but it has become quite famous due to the owner’s struggles to keep his business and make rent. I saw a lot of photos of Ray’s Candy Store on a photoblog while researching my initial trip to East Village. I didn’t dare to enter the place on my first trip because there seemed to be a lot of low lifes hanging out there according to the photoblog. Anyway the ice cream cone proceeded to melt faster than I could eat it. Fortunately I was able to clean my sticky fingers in a water fountain in Tompkins Square Park.

Finally I headed over to the Vampire Freaks Store and got up the nerve to enter this time. I headed straight to the CD rack where I immediately kicked in the sliding door, making a racket. I quickly picked out three Clan of Xymox CDs to cover my embarrassment. My purchase was rung up by a dude covered in tattoos. He had big spikes of hair and commented on how quick I was. I feel too old to stop in at Goth and other alternative music stores now. I doubt that the goths will ever gain their immortality from an ancient vampire since they find old people too creepy to associate with. LOL. Clan of Xymox CDs are hard to find so I did want to buy as many as I could.

I sat in Tompkins Square Park until it was time for my show to start. This was meant to be the highlight of my trip, an actual Off-Broadway show that promised to be really edgy. And I was not disappointed as you will read in a minute. The show I selected was The Last Burlesque Show In The World at the Performance Space 122. I had taken a photo of PS 122 on my previous trip to the East Village but that was a lame way to honor the Off-Broadway scene. I bought my ticket online so I just showed them my printed receipt to get an actual ticket. This was something I was agonizing over so I was pleased they didn’t refuse to honor my online ticket purchase. The show was late to start so I joined a crowd that was kept waiting in the sweltering hallway of the second floor stage.

Fortunately it was slightly cooler in the theater. There was a pre-show bar where they sold beer, bottled water, and wine. At first I thought this might be part of the show but it was an actual bar they wheeled out during intermissions. I was dying of thirst after the long wait in the hall so I ordered a beer during intermission.  After another half hour wait the burlesque show began. Although the show was not exactly a serious dramatic performance, I accepted it as a fine example of the edgy comedy Off-Broadway is known for, in the tradition of the Ridiculous Theater Company. There was some nudity but most of the performers wore pasties and thongs. Then something happened which was truly a WHAT THE FUCK moment! This was so shocking that I was impressed by just how daring Off Off-Broadway could be. A nude man came onstage wearing nothing but a top hat and sang Unforgettable. This was Mat Fraser, born with phocomelia of both arms, due to his mother taking thalidomide while she was pregnant. Mat Fraser had the biggest penis I’ve ever seen and seeing him nude with his flipper arms was pretty shocking. This didn’t gross me out but it was rather unexpected.

After the show was over I got a chance to see St. Marks Place at night. The street was crowded and had more of a street festival vibe than it does during the day. I took the subway back uptown to the Skyline Hotel and called it a day. The Performance Space 122 show was certainly memorable and fulfilled my expectations for high weirdness from the East Village.

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World Wide Depression In 2011

Today I found this article on http://www.reddit.com/r/Economics/23 Doomsayers Who Say We’re Heading Toward Depression In 2011. The severity of the economic downturn is already apparent in state budgets which are far in the red. With unemployment benefits running out and state budget cuts closing social programs you can expect to see more visible signs of the global economic apocalypse.

Fortunately the state of Pennsylvania did not have another budget impasse this year. The budget has been passed so I don’t expect to be laid off this year. However, the state of Pennsylvania does not have a genuinely balanced budget. I expect the state budget crisis to get worse and worse until it eventually puts the non-profit agency I work for out of business.

There are several steps I will be taking to prepare for the great depression. It is important to do some things while you still have a job and the money to do things. Here is my list of precautionary spending:

  1. Buy more work clothes suitable for job interviews.
  2. Explore the area by taking cheap staycations in small towns which I may need to find for job interviews.
  3. Invest in office equipment for freelance work. I need a new computer chair and a secondary hard drive.
  4. Throw out junk. If I have to move away for a job, I will need to reduce the amount of stuff I will need to pack.

The last time I was unemployed for a long time, I had to drive up to Wellsboro for a job interview. I also drove to Pittsburgh. Being unemployed actually forces you to travel a bit more. You have to be on time so it pays to familiarize yourself with a few routes.

Divesting myself of the possessions I don’t really need is a long term goal. I can’t throw everything out at once or I will be hit with a huge garbage bill. So far I have thrown away some filmstrip projectors that I bought for their nostalgia value. Needless to say, I don’t really need filmstrip projectors! They were too large to sell on eBay. I probably would have lost money on the shipping. So they went out with the garbage. I will try to sell my filmstrips on eBay but if they don’t sell they will be thrown out too.

I also have some old computer equipment which I’ll trash. I have an old inkjet printer with too much ink dried up in it. I have a flatbed scanner which I’ve replaced with a better scanner. And I have a small VGA monitor which I really don’t need.

But my biggest problem is the piles of books everywhere. I have gotten rid of many books through book swapping web sites like http://bookmooch.com/, http://www.paperbackswap.com/index.php, and http://www.swaptree.com/userhome/ but I need to list many more books. It costs money to ship books for swap so I need to do this while I still have a job.

The great depression will be very disruptive. It will bring many changes to the lives of a lot of people. There may be some positive aspects to the situation. For example, it may be good for an eligible bachelor such as myself. I like to live alone but it may become difficult to remain unattached as more and more women become truly desperate. I’ve read many sob stories about single women who have lost their job and health insurance. They really can’t afford to remain single any longer. The best solution to such a problem is to find a man with a job and get on his health insurance plan. So far I have only seen one woman adopt this scheme http://www.willmarryforhealthinsurance.com/ but we can expect more. I like to joke that I’ll get married when I’m the last man on earth with a job. That day is soon coming!

Since it has always been difficult to find a job in this area, the great depression may be my opportunity to move to a big city like Philadelphia or New York City. I’m too comfortable where I am now to move to the big city. But if things get bad enough around here I may angle for a job in Philadelphia or move closer to New York City. This is how my frequent trips to New York City may pay off in the end.

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Museum Mile In Manhattan

Yesterday, June 26th 2010, I made my seventh trip to New York City this year. My purpose on this trip was to visit some of the minor museums on Museum Mile, Upper East Side, Manhattan.

As usual, I took the 6 Lexington Avenue Local subway from 51st Street to reach 68th Street Hunter College. I was surprised to receive two Liberty dollar coins in change for my MetroCard purchase. Dollar coins are rare because you never seem to find them in circulation. Even though I studied the area the night before on Google Maps I managed to head off in the wrong direction again. I am seeing more homeless people on the mean streets of NYC and I even saw someone sleeping on the street on the Upper East Side right in front of some posh Fifth Avenue hotels.

The first museum I visited was The Frick Collection. This museum gives you a glimpse of the Gilded Age of New York City. It is a small museum but the interior is very elegant and the artwork is by some of the great European masters. Henry Clay Frick was a steel magnate and the museum is housed in his former mansion on Fifth Avenue. The Frick Collection was the highlight of my trip and made me glad I spent another day exploring New York City. Unfortunately, they do not allow photography.

The Frick Collection

Among the artwork I saw was several high society portraits by James Whistler, Rembrant’s “Self-Portrait” and Joseph Mallord William Turner’s “The Harbor of Dieppe“ and “Cologne: The Arrival of a Packet-Boat: Evening“. Turner is famous for his paintings of Venice. I was disappointed that these paintings were not of Venice but they looked very much like them. They were certainly more impressive in real life than in photos due to their size and vivid colors. I was struck by one piece of bronze sculpture of Hercules which was black with gold detailing. I generally prefer modern art to classical art but this sculpture seemed especially noble. I even had the thought that I should try to recreate that look in Photoshop. This is evidence that The Frick Collection had been inspirational to me.

The Frick Collection is one of the lesser known treasures of the Big Apple but it was still a bit crowded. I had some trouble seeing “St. Francis In The Desert” by Giovanni Bellini which everyone seemed to like so they stood in front of it for long periods of time. But the paintings that most captured my imagination were Jean-Honoré Fragonard’s “The Progress Of Love“. “Reverie“ in particular caught my eye. It is a charming vision of an elegant past and immediately inspired my own reverie of a lush wonderland which would be sustained by the dreaming of entranced maidens. There was also a book-lined study which I thought was a particularly charming setting for some of the portraits, including Henry Clay Frick’s portrait.

Jean-Honore Fragonard Reverie

The Frick Collection has a bookstore where I bought “The Frick Collection: Handbooks of Paintings” and “Italian Renaissance Sculpture“. I noticed that the sales clerk was able to speak French to one customer. I’m curious as to how people manage to get by without knowing the language of the country they are visiting so I took note of this exchange. I only spent one hour or maybe an hour and half there because I had a restaurant reservation for 1:00 PM. You can probably see everything this museum has in one hour because it is really quite small.

For lunch, I went to the Match 65 Brasserie & Sushi Bar, a little French restaurant that also serves sushi. There aren’t very many restaurants on the Upper East Side so I had to prowl the area using Google Maps to find something suitable. Match 65 is on East 65th Street so I only had to walk south for five blocks. I made my reservation online using http://www.opentable.com which is linked to by http://www.yelp.com/ reviews. By the way, Yelp is a good resource for finding restaurants and stores to visit. Even their Williamsport page shows that tourists were able to find something in my small town that I did not know about. I may make another staycation using Yelp.

I ordered the Croque Madame which is sort of like a toasted cheese sandwich with ham and a scrambled egg on top. There was also a large helping of French fries on the side, les frites. That meal only cost me $25.00 which is pretty cheap for French food.

After lunch I walked uptown to the Whitney Museum of American Art, another minor museum on Museum Mile that you probably would not visit on your first trip to New York City. Unfortunately most of the floors were closed. Out of the five floors, only two floors were open so I did not see much art there. However, on the third floor was an exhibit of the paintings of Charles Burchfield, “Heat Waves In A Swamp“. I’ve never heard of the artist Charles Burchfield but his work is quite impressive. I saw many paintings of fantastical forest scenes with vibrant patterns in the foliage. His paintings of small town scenes were an excellent blend of representational art with some stylish abstraction. I especially liked the painting  “Icebound Lake Boat”. One room in the exhibit was wallpapered using his design. I spent a lot of time in the museum bookstore looking for a Whitney Museum guidebook or a book on pop surrealism but I did not find anything. Eventually I had to settle on the book “Charles Burchfield: Ecstatic Light”. Except for discovering the work of Charles Burchfield, this museum was rather disappointing. I had intended to be at this museum until 6:00 PM when it closed but I wound up leaving at 3:00 PM and had to find something else to do for a few hours.

Whitney Museum of American Art

At this point I decided to make an unplanned visit to the Museum of Sex! This museum is not on Museum Mile so I was not expecting to visit it that day. I took the 6 Lexington Avenue Local subway back downtown to 28th Street and walked to East 27th Street and 5th Avenue. The entrance of the museum takes you right into the museum store where they mostly sell books and no porn. You have to walk through the store to reach the admissions desk. General Admission cost me $16.75. Then I had to walk down a steep flight of steps to leave my bag of previous museum purchases at the coat check which cost $1.00. There is a dingy bar down there that was deserted. When I got back upstairs I found it difficult to tell where the exhibits were. The museum is arranged like a shabby funhouse. The first room had some large video tables playing porn. Awkward! Then I climbed some more steep stairs to the second floor which had more interesting exhibits. I saw some life sized sex dolls and a display case of robot sex which was very amusing. This consisted of a display case of doll-sized robots doing mechanical sex.

Museum of Sex

Other items on display included various examples of condom packaging, French postcards, Tijuana Bibles, and dildo sculptures. The top floor was an exhibit on animal sex. I never knew that dolphins were such twisted, perverted creatures! I’ll just say that they have that extra hole, the blow-hole, and there was a model of what they do with it. That was the most shocking thing I saw at the Museum of Sex.

I bought a book in the museum bookstore because they didn’t sell porn. “Hos, Hookers, Call Girls, and Rent Boys“ is a book that “humanizes the men and women we pay for sex”. All in all, I thought the Museum of Sex was a bit shabby. I was also disappointed that there were no interactive exhibits!

After that I had nothing in particular to do so I walked to Madison Square Park. I took a lot of photos of the Flatiron Building. There is a Shake Shack in Madison Square Park so I stood in line for a shake because I was dying of thirst. The Shake Shack is extremely popular in New York City. I’ve seen it mentioned many times in the Reddit subreddit on NYC. I was given a little pager which shook when my order was ready, even though I only ordered a shake. I thought it was a little odd to be given a restaurant pager at a little park snack stand.

Flatiron Building

Chelsea Hotel

Chelsea Art Museum

I still had an hour to kill so I walked along East 23rd Street and found the Chelsea Hotel. I took a lot of photos of this legendary hotel. I saw an Universal News store so I stopped in to buy a copy of Time Out: London and NY Arts. They did not have any foreign language magazines or newspapers. I walked to the very end of  23rd Street and found the Chelsea Art Museum but they close at 6:00 PM so it was too late to go in. I did see a very interesting example of architecture along the way, a building that looks like a transparent hamster wheel, the HL23 High Line Building of luxury condos.

High Line Building

I was still dying of thirst due to the heat so I stopped at two different Starbucks on my way to the bus pickup. In my last hour in New York City I went to the Colony Music store on Broadway where I bought an official MTA Subway metal sign. I think the sales clerk cheated me out of twenty bucks on the price. I won’t be going there again. On the way home on the bus, we were shown the movie No Reservations starring Catherine Zeta-Jones and Aaron Eckhart. This movie is about the work life of an executive chef of an upscale New York restaurant so it was a good choice.

In conclusion, this was another memorable trip to New York City even though I only visited some small museums. The Frick Collection really made it all worthwhile. I’m still not done with New York City! I still have the American Folk Art Museum, the Chelsea Art Museum, and the New Museum of Contemporary Art to visit. I also want to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge and see part of Brooklyn some day. My next trip is in July. I will be staying overnight this time so I can finally see a show in the evening. I have not decided what show to see yet but it will probably be Off-Broadway.

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Jersey Shore Staycation

Today I went to Jersey Shore PA for a staycation. A staycation is like a vacation, except you don’t actually go anywhere. Although Jersey Shore is only 15 minutes from where I live, I have never been there. My brother lives in Jersey Shore and I’ve been at his house often enough but I never ventured downtown.

The first thing I did in Jersey Shore was have lunch at Santino’s Italian Cuisine. I plan to visit Venice after my big trip to Berlin so eventually I will be studying Italian. This restaurant had a large wall mural of a Venetian gondola in Venice so I sat facing that. Italian restaurants are very common in the United States so it isn’t necessary to go to Little Italy in NYC to find Italian food. I’m not quite sure what I ordered, something di Mare which was linguini with scallops, clam, mussels and shrimp. Maybe I got the wrong pasta. It was more like angel hair pasta (capellini). All I know about Italian pasta is what I find in TV dinners! Anyway, it was a heaping plate of steaming pasta and seafood. I picked out all the seafood and left most of the pasta on the plate because it was more than I could eat.

Santino's Italian Cuisine Restaurant

After lunch I went to the Jersey Shore Bookshop. Being a bibliophile, it is shocking that there is a bookstore within 50 miles of me that I have never been to. Jersey Shore Bookshop sells used books. They have a nice selection of paperbacks and surprisingly old hard cover books. A few of the books seemed to be water damaged in a similar manner which suggests they were damaged right there on the shelf. I bought four paperback books and got the fifth one free. I found two thin guide books on London and a "Facts About Germany" book. The "Facts About Germany" book was quite a find. It was actually published in Germany, but in English, and features a lot of information on the country although before unification.

Jersey Shore Bookshop 

That was pretty much all I did in Jersey Shore PA. I was only there for two hours. It is a very small town. I did walk along Allegheny Street all the way to Thomas Street which was familiar to me from my trips to my brother’s house. I took a lot of photos along the way. I have developed a tourist’s eye for picturesque local details and I saw plenty of interesting buildings on my walk. I have always appreciated buildings with character because they seem very evocative of a different life in a different scene. As far as architecture goes, Jersey Shore is as interesting as a New York City neighborhood.

I will record my impressions of some buildings that caught my eye. First there was a weathered abandoned house that looks like it had a storefront off to the side. What caught my eye was the very weathered addition with the store window. It was the very picture of small town decrepitude.

Abandoned House

Next there was a brick apartment building next to a Chinese restaurant. This looks like a very old building which has been converted into apartments, a tenement building out in the middle of nowhere.

Brick Apartment Building

Leland Apts. was another brick apartment building that seemed rather quaint to me. Although they would not seem very remarkable in a city, these apartment buildings appeared isolated in the suburbs where they have more character. They were not part of a city block.

Leland Apts

The Tiadaghton Valley Mall was a surprising find. I’ve never heard of this place. It looks like a school or a nursing home that has been converted into a shabby shopping mall. The stately design of the building is at odds with its present use giving it a wonderful sense of decline.

Tiadaghton Valley Mall

And finally, there was a large brick house up on a hill that caught my eye. It has a wide set of steps leading to the front entrance. It also appears to have a large sun room at the front of the house which I imagine would be a fine place to relax. If this house were fixed up a little I can see as a grand place to raise a large family in another era.

Old Brick House

All together, this staycation only cost me $30.00. $25.00 for a meal at Santino’s Italian Cuisine and $5.00 for used books at Jersey Shore Bookshop. The sight seeing was not that bad but that will only be true for an initial visit. There really isn’t much to do in these rural PA towns for long-term residents. My explorations of New York City neighborhoods aren’t much more exciting. Once you’ve learned what to look for as a tourist you can appreciate your own neck of the woods which can be seen for its own charms.

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Greenwich Village People

I’m back from my latest trip to New York City. The purpose of this trip was to explore the neighborhood of Greenwich Village. Greenwich Village is legendary for its associations with beat writers, jazz musicians, folk singers, NYU, and the gay community.

I traveled to the city on a Susquehanna Trailways bus which dropped us off in front of the Times Square Church on West 51st Street. I used a different subway station to get downtown. I took the E train, 8th Avenue Local because it was a short walk to the 50th Street Station. I researched this subway station online but I have the wrong entrance pictured in my notes. Fortunately I figured out where to go for the downtown train. I used my Metrocard which was still good from my last trip. After I went through the turnstile I had to be careful not to get confused and take the C train. I had to go down a flight of steps to the lower platform for the E train.  I must have waited at least 20 minutes for the E train. I was worried that the line was closed or something but there were a few other people on the platform waiting for the train so I figured the train was running.

I arrived at the West 4th Street station and found the subway exit was exactly where I had it pictured in my notes. It was easy to find Washington Square Park from there. For me, Washington Square Park is most famous for being the location of the first YouTube gathering which was a big deal at the time. Unfortunately that was before I had made traveling to New York City a routine operation so I missed out on the gathering. I took lots of photos of the arch and its statues of George Washington. Although all of my guide books have a photo of the Washington Square Park arch, none of them show you what the George Washington statues look like. You can see the Empire State building through the arch.

Washington-Square-Arch-05-29-2010

There was a street fair on Waverly Place, the street running north along Washington Square Park. The street was lined with many flea market type booths selling an assortment of merchandise. There were food vendors and even a few massage centers for weary shoppers. One merchant was selling some high quality antiques including massive clock faces but I did not buy anything then because I did not want to be loaded down for my exploration of Greenwich Village.

I followed Waverly Place to 6th Avenue and quickly found the Jefferson Market Garden which really isn’t far from Washington Square Park. The Jefferson Market Library is a famous architectural landmark inspired by Venetian Gothic details including a distinctive four-sided clock tower. I took lots of photos of the Jefferson Market Library from different angles. Greenwich Village is a difficult neighborhood to explore because it has a confusing street layout. Fortunately I spent some time studying the streets on Friday evening so I knew to head up Greenwich Avenue to find the British restaurant Tea and Sympathy for lunch. Tea and Sympathy turned out to be a much smaller restaurant than I thought. It was only about the size of a small store with a few tables crammed into the front. You probably could not seat more than 25 people there. I arrived there at around 11:00 AM so I was given the breakfast menu. I ordered “bangers and mash“ a traditional English dish made of mashed potatoes and sausages, served with a rich onion gravy. Although sausages are good for breakfast, I was surprised by the large serving of mashed potatoes which are strictly a lunch or dinner side dish in America. I also had a cup of coffee. Everything was steaming hot with a noticeable amount of steam coming off it. I regret ordering the bangers and mash because it was a very plain meal. I was fooled by the British slang into thinking it would be something special. Several people online warned me that British food isn’t very good and this experience seems to validate that opinion.

Jefferson-Market-Library

After wolfing down that meal I headed for Horatio Street and found another establishment that is part of “Little Britain”, Myer’s of Keswick. This little store mostly sells British foodstuffs to expats. There was not much to choose from but I bought an authentic Union Jack, the flag of the United Kingdom, for $20.00. They also had the flag of Ireland.

After making that token purchase I found my way back to Christopher Street and photographed some landmarks of the gay community. This was pure guidebook stuff because I’m not into the gay lifestyle. However, I know lots of gays online in the video blogging community so I figured they might appreciate some photos. I found Stonewall Inn, the Kettle of Fish,  and Christopher Park with its sculptures by George Segal. I even took a photo of the street sign for Gay Street, which has had this name long before the neighborhood acquired its reputation in the gay community.

George-Segal-Sculptures

I always try to find a book store with some literary credibility on my travels. Since Greenwich Village is famous as a hangout for the beat writers it was essential to visit a bookstore. I went to the Three Lives & Company book store on West 10th Street. This was perhaps the most difficult place to find but I had the directions in my notes.  My notes are on my iTouch which I had with me. This bookstore looks like a classic British bookstore so I took a photo of it afterwards. I bought the novel Suicide Casanova by Arthur Nersesian, my favorite chronicler of life in the New York City neighborhoods. I also bought a Time Out guidebook for London since this trip was a taste of England.

Three-Lives-Books

My next shopping objective was to buy a record or some CDs. Greenwich Village has many record stores because the neighborhood has many jazz clubs and folk music roots. I made my way to Bleecker Street and found Cafe Angelique. Rebel Rebel Records is right next to Cafe Angelique but I decided to stop in at the cafe first for a better meal. At this French restaurant I had a blueberry and banana smoothie and their Vegan Angelique sandwich; avocado, mixed greens, sprouts, tomato, and olive tapenade on seven grin bread. This was a tasty sandwich but with maybe a little too much avocado. I was unable to finish the mixed greens because I was feeling too full. Cafe Angelique has a nice atmosphere. I saw a few strange Greenwich Village People there. There was a woman in leopard skin pants and a few flamboyant gays. The walls had painting slash photos of Venice which wasn’t very French.

After finishing my meal I went next store to Rebel Rebel Records. This record store is a true record store selling mostly old records. As an obsolete music format, most records are now only available for older recording artists. I bought a sealed LP of Patti Smith’s “Dream of Life” record for $30.00. This was an appropriate choice because Patti Smith has played in some Greenwich Village rock clubs. I guess I’ll leave this album sealed because I don’t use my record player for anything.

After that purchase I was encumbered by shopping bags so I just wandered around the neighborhood taking photos of various jazz and rock clubs. It is probably better to go to Greenwich Village at night to attend a jazz performance, although I did hear some jazz in Washington Square Park where some buskers were playing. Eventually I found Bleecker Bob’s on West 3rd Street and stopped in to buy some CDs. Bleecker Bob’s Records is perhaps the most famous record store in the village. I bought a bootleg CD of Patti Smith and took a chance on a peculiar My Ruin CD which features a cover of the Plasmatic’s “Sex Junkie”. Now that is cool!

I headed back to Washington Square Park for a rest on one of its benches. I photographed a few street performers. There was one strange character covered in tattoos and metal piercings to the point of being absolutely frightening looking. He seemed to be standing around as a spectacle for the tourists. I sneaked a few photos of him from behind while appearing to be photographing the central fountain. I also observed some dogs romping in the park’s dog run. Some of the dogs were getting a little rough and had to be separated by their owners. Since I already had a few packages I went back to the street fair intent on making some purchases because there was some nice stuff on display. One vendor was selling used CDs so I picked up a few more New York City punk rocks CDs; Bloodbrothers by The Dictators (remember that I visited the lead singer’s bar in the East Village), Warm And Cool by Tom Verlaine, and Seven Day Weekend by the New York Dolls. I’m currently reading a book about the music career of the New York Dolls. I started to read that book in preparation for my East Village trip. To be perfectly honest, I don’t care much for their music. I also bought a matted photo of the Washington Square Park arch in a snowstorm.

Cherry-Lane-Theater

I consulted my iTouch and figured out how to find the Cherry Lane Theater and the White Horse Tavern. Of course, I could not attend a Cherry Lane Theater production because I was leaving NYC at 8:00 PM but I wanted to find the place and take some photos. I will be in New York City overnight on July 24th and this may be a theater I could visit then. At the White Horse Tavern I had a bottle of Corona beer and sat facing the painting of Dylan Thomas as I drank it. The White Horse Tavern is a famous spot for literary tourists because this is the bar where Dylan Thomas supposedly drank himself to death. I think literary scholars have decided that he actually died from pneumonia. Dylan Thomas was a Welsh poet so this kind of fit in with the United Kingdom subtheme of my Greenwich Village trip.

White-Horse-Tavern

The White Horse Tavern is pretty close to the Hudson River. I decided to get as close to the Hudson River as possible because I still had hours to kill. It must have only been 3:30 PM. I was only going to photograph the river but I found the Hudson River Greenway which offers pedestrians the chance to walk down Manhattan. I had my first view of the Statue of Liberty while walking along the Hudson River Greenway. It was very far away and really small but I could see it. The Jersey City skyline kind of surprised me because it looks like Manhattan real state had jumped the Hudson River and was filling up New Jersey with skyscrapers. I walked so far along the Hudson River Greenway that I eventually made it to Ground Zero.

Ground-Zero

Now it was not part of my plan for the day to visit the Ground Zero site where the World Trade Center towers fell. I just happened to come across it after walking all the way down the Hudson River Greenway. In fact, I was not even sure this was Ground Zero at first. It took me a ridiculous amount of time to figure that out because it just looks like a small construction site. Everything looks very different from the ground. Even the World Financial Center’s Elevated Walkway, which overlooks the construction site, offers no clues. There is no display or signage there to commemorate the tragedy or to inform visitors about the scene outside the window.

By this time, I was feeling a little sick to my stomach and too tired to walk all that way back up the Hudson River Greenway. So I consulted my iTouch for the nearest subway station. Fortunately I got a wireless Internet connection at the World Financial Center so I was able to find the subway station near the Milenium Hilton Hotel. It was slightly difficult to walk to the other side of Ground Zero, but I found Trinity Church and Century 21 over there. All the subway stations were roped off until I came to Chambers Street. I got onto the uptown E train but I almost got off again because the last stop Queens announcement had me confused. Ordinarily, an uptown train will terminate in the Bronx but I guess this subway makes a right to head towards Queens after the 50th Street station, where I got off.

It was then 5:00 PM and I had three hours to kill. Unfortunately, I had nothing much to do until 8:00 PM when my bus would leave. I was not feeling too well so I was not feeling very adventurous. I wandered around Times Square and found several landmarks and theaters to photograph. For example, I found the King Tut Discovery Times Square Exposition and photographed the huge stature of the Egyptian god Anubis. There were many sailors walking around Times Square because this was fleet week. I stopped in at the McDonalds next to the Times Square Church several times to cool off with a soft drink and to use their restroom. The McDonalds restroom was a sorry experience. You had to have your receipt to use the restrooms because it was for customer use only. There was a long line for a single restroom because their downstairs restrooms were under some construction or remodeling. I’m glad I went because my bus was stuck in gridlock for an hour and a half.

King-Tut

Apparently the Holland Tunnel was also having some construction done. That and the streets blocked off for Fleet Week made for some terrible traffic jams. My bus was crawling downtown for an hour and a half before we managed to leave the city. Everyone was cutting in front of the bus and trying to squeeze in. Even stretch limousines were cutting in front of the bus. I saw a double decker humvee stretch limousine which has got to be the most ridiculous example I have ever witnessed of automotive excess. But in the end it was fortunate that we were a little late because we got to see a fireworks display somewhere in New Jersey.

In conclusion, this was another great trip to New York City. I got to see a lot of the sights in Greenwich Village. It is not exactly a dream come true because I was just playing the tourist but it is better than doing nothing at home.

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East Village Pilgrimage

Yesterday I made my pilgrimage to the East Village. To appreciate the significance of this trip for me, you need to be familiar with some counterculture history. Although Greenwich Village has always been the bohemian neighborhood of the United States, gentrification pushed the artistic community to the East Village by the mid 1970s so the punk rock movement began in the East Village. I became a fan of punk rock in the 1980s when New Wave made it more mainstream. Although I was only obsessed with Blondie at first, I eventually expanded my musical interests to include the other early NYC punk rock groups like the Ramones, Patti Smith, Television, and the New York Dolls. Of course, that led to their early influences; Velvet Underground, Iggy Pop, and David Bowie. Since Deborah Harry was still closely associated with Andy Warhol I also read a lot about his Factory scene. All of this combined to make New York City seem like the mecca for the world of cool.

By the late 1980s punk rock had devolved into hardcore punk which I don’t like because it excludes women and fashion. I was more into Death Rock which remained true to the wild style of glam rock and the dark side of the Velvet Underground aesthetic. Unfortunately, the extent of my involvement was the Zine scene, a network of self-published underground culture magazines. Zines predated the Internet but they functioned much the same way by making publishing available to everyone. It mostly attracted creative people so there were many quirky zines.

So I’ve read a great deal about the East Village but I never went there and was unable to picture the scene. Of course, I’ve seen lots of photos in my books and magazines but most articles don’t bother to describe the neighborhood.

Upon arriving at Penn Station on an Amtrak train, I walked east along 33rd Street to the subway entrance at Lexington Avenue. I took the same 6 train, Lexington Avenue Local, as I usually do only this time I was heading downtown and got off at the Astor Place station. The first landmark I saw was the famous Cube, a public sculpture. I’ve recently read Arthur Nersesian’s novel The Fuck-Up which mentions this neighborhood landmark. Or maybe it was mentioned in his other novel Chinese Takeout.

Alamo (The Cube)

I walked past the Cube and went down St. Mark’s Place, the most famous street in the East Village. I walked past Trash & Vaudeville, the legendary punk rock clothing store, but it was closed. Fortunately it was open later on and I went in but I’ll describe that later.

I continued down St. Mark’s Place to 1st Avenue where there were two establishments I planned to visit; Kim’s Video and Music and Wechsler’s Currywurst. Unfortunately Wechsler’s Currywurst was closed at the time but Kim’s Video and Music was open so it became the first store I entered. Kim’s Video and Music sells hard to find art film videos and rare music CDs, the kind of stuff the local creative community probably seeks out. This video store is undoubtedly part of the contemporary East Village scene but it isn’t part of the legend I’m familiar with. But since I’ve never been to the East Village before I was not going down memory lane so I was willing to explore the current neighborhood. Kim’s Video and Music selection is so extensive that they even have a section for German films so I could continue my exploration of German culture. I bought Werner Herzog’s Heart Of Glass on DVD, which is described as haunting and visionary, and Rainer Werner Fassbinder’s Niklashauser Fart and Rio das Mortes. This is a PAL DVD and the DVD box appears to be in Spanish but I think it has English subtitles. Now where else could you buy a German film packaged in Spanish except in the East Village?

Kim's Video and Music

The next street was Avenue A which brought me to Tompkins Square Park. The park is where everyone from the neighborhood hangs out so I’ve read a lot about the park and even follow a photo blog which often has pictures taken there. I was surprised to find the park was more impressive than I expected. It was even lovelier than it appears in contemporary photos, maybe because it is Spring. I already knew so much about this park that I was even able to understand what was going on. For example, the long line of ethic people must have been the Hare Krishna soup line. Apparently, the park has a tree that is sacred to the Hare Krishna faith so they run a soup line at the park. I also saw a few people passed out on the sidewalks around the park and a few crusties, i.e. homeless punks, but the public was using the park so it seemed safe. There also seemed to be some preparations for a bike rally which is a neighborhood activity I’ve seen mentioned online.

Anyway, I did not immediately enter the park. My initial point of interest was the Joe Strummer memorial mural. You know you’re late to the party when you arrive and find everyone long dead, with a memorial erected in their honor.

Joe Strummer Memorial Mural

After consulting my custom NYC travel guide installed on my iTouch, I went north on Avenue A to find the Vampire Freaks Store. This store can be considered part of the legacy of the puck rock scene which continues to draw other alternative music hipsters to the area. Unfortunately, the store was closed but I’m not sure I would dare to enter. I wasn’t wearing my garlic. Seriously though, I don’t want to be seen as the creepy middle-aged man wandering into Hot Topic by mistake. The main reason I sought out this store is because it runs the huge online social network for goths and vampire freaks. That online community is a great resource for Death Rock and freaky people in general.

I wandered all around the East Village but I had a long list of places to see and photograph. For example, Gem Spa is an unassuming corner store that sells sunglasses, hats, and other tourist crap. You would not suspect that it has any cultural significance. But Gem Spa was the backdrop for a New York Dolls album photoshoot. It can also be seen in the movie 200 Cigarettes which was shot in the East Village. So I took a photo of that store. You can see a barricade on the left where a street was blocked off for a little block party.

Gem Spa

I also sought out the KGB Bar and La MaMa Experimental Theatre Club on East 4th Street. I was quite familiar with these cultural institutions even before I planned this trip. The KGB Bar is famous for its poetry readings. Many authors are invited to read there so any knowledgeable bookworm will have heard of this place. I have their poetry collection book but I’ve never read it. But I have read many plays that were performed at the La MaMa Experimental Theatre Club. This theater is part of experimental theater lore. I’ll have to look through my extensive collection of theater books to find some plays that originated there.

KGB Bar

After walking around the neighborhood locating landmarks, I went back to Wechsler’s Currywurst on 1st Avenue which was now open. I wanted to eat there because I intend to go on vacation in Berlin next year and this German restaurant serves some quintessential Berlin fare; currywurst and Berliner Weiss. Currywurst consists of grilled pork and veal sausage, sliced, topped with a zesty, ketchup-based sauce, sprinkled with curry powder, and served with tiny plastic or wooden forks. My currywurst also included french fries. Berliner Weiss is a low-alcohol beer with raspberry syrup to make it sweet. I don’t actually like the bitter taste of beer but Berliner Weiss could grow on me. There was a group of loud, talkative Germans sitting next to me. I did not mind this because it was an excellent opportunity to hear some real German. I was surprised by how boisterous real spoken German can sound. It was quite unlike the slow, careful phrasing of German language CDs.

After lunch I resumed shopping and exploring the neighborhood. I found the St. Mark’s Church in-the-Bowery which is famous for its Poetry Project. Many famous poets have read there including; beat poet Allen Ginsberg, punk poet Patti Smith, Jim Carroll, and Andy Warhol associate Gerald Malanga. This is a fine example of a cultural institution that you find mentioned over and over again but there is never an accompanying photo. I had pictured a huge brick church on a street corner but the actual building is quite different and looks more colonial.

St. Mark's Church

Nearby is the St. Mark’s Bookshop which has been on my list of New York City bookstores to visit. I bought a copy of a book on Patti Smith there; Break It Up: Patti Smith’s Horses and the Remaking of Rock ‘n’ Roll by Mark Paytress.

I have to admit that I’m really not into Patti Smith. I should be a big fan because she admires Arthur Rimbaud and she was a punk rock pioneer but frankly she has always seemed too pretentious to me. However, there are certainly plenty of good reasons for her to intrigue me so I should make the effort the know her work better. I recently bought two more of her albums which I have yet to listen to. Later on that day I visited the Strand Bookstore which has miles of books. Patti Smith once worked at the Strand Bookstore and it is beloved by bookworms as one of the world’s largest bookstores.

The next time I strolled down St. Marks Place I found Trash & Vaudeville open so I entered the upstairs section. This was pretty daring of me because Trash & Vaudeville is a rock fashion store and I’m about as unstylish as you can get. I set off an alarm as I entered and was asked to surrender my shopping bag of previous purchases. Trash & Vaudeville has a lot of expensive punk clothing. I eventually settled on a pretty lame purchase, a civil war hat, which was one of the cheapest hats they had at $25.00. I’m never going to look like a rock star so this was just a token purchase. I did see that they had the Rock Junket book on sale at the counter. I used that book to research this trip. And they had a lot of rock photos on the wall including a large print of the Ramones.

I also shopped at the little antique store, Obscura Antiques & Oddities. This store is famous for its outré inventory. Someone on the Vampire Freaks message board recommended this place, probably because they appreciate the macabre collection of glass eyes, poison bottles, and animal skeletons. I bought a statuette there for $85.00. It is a desktop statue of a woman holding aloft a sledge hammer surrounded by a wreath, with her other hand on a clamp sitting on an anvil. The statue is called L’Industrie. I bought it because an old fashioned statue to Industry seems the perfect souvenir for a visit to the East Village, in an ironic sense. Maybe the Statue of Industry was meant to keep the Statue of Liberty company during the Industrial Revolution.

L'Industrie

After I bought the statue I was through with shopping because I felt I was too encumbered with shopping bags. I spent the rest of the day bar hopping. This was not my intention but I wanted to visit the Zum Schneider restaurant on Avenue C and Manitoba’s Bar on Avenue B. Zum Schneider is more of a beer hall than a restaurant. I asked for a Berliner Weiss but they just laughed and said it would be a cold day in hell before they served Berliner Weiss. Apparently there is some snobbery in Germany over beers and Berliner Weiss is considered a lesser beer. So I had a bitter tasting beer while sitting at the bar. After that I went to Manitoba’s Bar on Avenue B. This bar is owned by Richard “Handsome Dick” Manitoba, lead singer for the punk rock group The Dictators. I have their first album in my CD collection. Manitoba’s Bar was a bit smaller than I expected based on the photos I found online. Dick Manitoba was not there but I ordered a bottle of Corona from the barmaid in a black leather jacket and sat facing the photo gallery of punk rock’s heyday. This includes many of the photos I’ve seen in my various books on punk rock history. It was like a fan’s shrine to punk rock. I especially like the photo of Lou Reed from his Transformer album.

Manitoba's Bar

I was feeling pretty drunk after that so I sat on a bench in Tompkins Square Park. I thought to myself, Now I just need to pass out drunk on the sidewalk and I’ll really be going native. I had to spend a half hour just sitting there. Later on I made my trip to the Strand Bookstore where I still felt pretty woozy. The Strand Bookstore has an entire section devoted to books on New York. I found a copy of The Last Party by Anthony Haden-Guest, an interesting history of New York’s famous disco Studio 54. I also bought a copy of the Time Out guide to New York with the Guggenheim Museum on the cover. Downstairs they have books in foreign languages so I bought a few books in German. I found a book of plays by Gunter Grass Theatrspiele and an odd book on Berlin which seems to be about a slaughterhouse district in the city before the war. Berlin Central- Viehhof. Eine Stadt in der Stadt which translates as Berlin Central Stock Yards. A City Within A City. I really have no interest in the Berlin Stock Yards.

On the trip home my train was stuck in Newark for almost two hours because there was a power outage further up the line. Amtrak trains are really an unreliable mode of  transportation. I did not get home until 3 AM in the morning which almost made this a 24 hour trip because I left at 4:30 AM. I read quite a bit of my The Last Party book while on the train.

Ideal Glass Gallery

This is a striking art mural I passed on 22 East 2nd Street. I just checked it out online and found out it is the location of the Ideal Glass Gallery.

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New Drupal Services

I have not been blogging enough about my business. I have been blogging about my travels just to let clients know when I am unavailable. At least that is my justification for blogging about my trips.

Recently I have been gaining expertise with Drupal, the Content Management System. Drupal is a web application framework which substantially reduces the amount of work required to develop a site. Unfortunately, developing a web site from scratch is very time consuming and costly. You are also unlikely to get some things right if you design it yourself. For example, web application security is difficult to get right so it is better if you use something that was designed to be secure. Any web site that requires a substantial amount of functionality should be based on a proven web application framework.

Unfortunately, Drupal is very complex. It has a steep learning curve. So I have been spending a lot of time studying how it works. I worked through the tutorial on creating a custom module. This is very useful for improving your understanding of how Drupal works. For example, it teaches you that the PHP code can be found in the files with the extension .module and most of the code is functions that are specially named to be found as hooks.

I’ve also looked at the SimpleTest module for Drupal. This module allows you to write unit tests for your custom module to ensure that code is going to work as expected. In order to get this module to work, I had to install a patch. Since I’m working on a Windows system, installing a diff patch was not an easy task. Fortunately, the NetBeans IDE can install the type of patch files that are used by Drupal developers. The NetBeans IDE is my favorite IDE for PHP work.

Web designers really like Drupal but they never do anything other than apply a web design. At most they will create a custom theme. But a web site needs to be functional to serve a purpose. I expect to find a considerable amount of work finishing up web sites that were designed in Drupal and then abandoned by designers who could not meet the client requests.

So another aspect of Drupal that I examined is how to create web forms. You can create a form from scratch using the Drupal form API or use the Webforms module. The module is slightly easier to use but it is still a little tricky so you need to spend some time working with it.

Drupal can also make it easier for you to develop a version of your web site that is optimized for mobile browsers. Clients are increasingly asking me about customizing their sites to look good on the iPhone. This can be a whole other project. But with Drupal and some of its mobile modules, you just need to create a new theme to control how the web site will look on the iPhone. While exploring the mobile modules for Drupal I found a better iPhone simulator and new resources for iPhone web development. I have been warming to the iPhone because I have an iTouch which I take on my trips. It keeps me entertained on long bus rides and train rides. I have loaded many more MP3s onto my iTouch to last me for several hours. Unfortunately, I can rarely get a WiFi connection while traveling so the Internet is unavailable to keep me entertained.

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American Museum of Natural History Trip

I had a great time on my trip to New York City yesterday, April 17th, 2010. The purpose of this trip was to visit the American Museum of Natural History. I was not particularly eager to visit this museum which is why I went to several other museums first on previous trips. But I was really impressed by the American Museum of Natural History. You should definitely make this awesome museum one of your top goals for a NYC trip. The museum displays are incredibly well done, superior to anything I’ve seen in any other museum. Everything is designed as a grand spectacle to attract your attention so don’t expect to breeze through the exhibits.

This was another Amtrak trip from Harrisburg. Getting across the Susquehanna River from Route 15 to Harrisburg has always been a problem for me but I finally have it figured out. To cross the Harvey Taylor Bridge, drive past the bridge and turn right onto Elm Street. Then turn right onto North 2nd Street and right onto the Taylor Bridge Bypass. To get back to Route 15 North, drive down Walnut Street to North Front Street and turn right onto Market Street and cross the Market Street Bridge. I got to Harrisburg early so I had time to take a few photos.

Pennsylvania State Capital

This is a view of the Pennsylvania State Capital building as seen from 4th Street and Walnut Street. I always park at the Walnut Street Garage and walk to the Harrisburg Transportation Center.

Harrisburg Transportation Center

This is a photo of the Harrisburg Transportation Center, a grand old-fashioned train station, the Grand Central Terminal of Central Pennsylvania.

When I arrived at Penn Station in New York City I still found it difficult to determine which direction to take. I like to take the 6 train uptown from the 33rd Street and Lexington station. But I have figured out that the Empire State Building is the best landmark to orient myself because I should be walking past it on the way to Lexington Avenue. I took a really good photo of the Empire State Building:

Empire State Building

The 6 train is always very crowded. I saw the same Mexican buskers as I saw on my last trip. I was able to use the same Metro Card which does not expire until 05/31/2011. I got off at the 77th Street station on the Upper East Side because I wanted to walk through Central Park. I walked pass the Lenox Hill Hospital which I’ve read about in many books.

Central Park is lovely in the spring. I was surprised by how well maintained and designed everything seemed. Everything was picture perfect so I took a few photos. The first thing I sought out was the famous  Cleopatra’s Needle behind the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Cleopatra's Needle

I then found the Belvedere Castle as I walked towards the Upper West Side.

Belvedere Castle

And finally I saw the Swedish Cottage Marionette Theater which is not pictured in any of my guide books. It was far more picturesque than I imagined.

Swedish Cottage Marionette Theater

A short distance past the cottage is Central Park West where I easily located the American Museum of Natural History. Here is my best photo of the Central Park West entrance:

American Museum of Natural History

The line for tickets was very long but there are a few dinosaur skeleton fossils to keep you entertained. You are allowed to take photos in the museum so I took hundreds of photos. Everyone else was snapping photos so you won’t feel awkward. At times the exhibits seemed more like an arranged photo shoot because people spent more time taking photos than reading the placards and looking at the display cases.

Dinosaurs

You can view more of my photos on my Flickr Pro account. I had lunch at the AMNH Food Court on the lower level. I really liked eating here because I was finally able to get a full meal. You just take a tray and load it up with beverages and prepackaged food. I had a Greek salad, a tray of sushi rolls, a parfait, and a bottle of Corona beer for $32.32. I really don’t like beer but I thought it would loosen me up and I would not be driving again for nine hours.

I bought a timed ticket for the IMAX theater at 2:30 PM. This was probably a mistake and I regret not doing the Hayden Planetarium show instead. The IMAX theater showed a one-hour film about the Great Lakes sturgeon, a rather large and ugly fish.

At the Dino Store I bought a DVD of the movie 10,000 BC. I’ve never seen this movie and it seemed like it would be inspiring after a visit to the American Museum of Natural History. Of course, a better choice would be the film Night at the Museum, based on the American Museum of Natural History in New York City. But I already had a DVD of that movie and I’ll watch it again soon.

Here are some more of my photos to give you a better idea of the range of exhibits and wonders at the museum:

Zoraster

This exhibit of the white vestments worn by Zoroastrian priests was interesting. Zoroaster was a Persian prophet who was also considered a black magician.

Tyranosaurus Rex

The American Museum of Natural History has the best collection of dinosaur fossils in the world. A large part of the forth floor is devoted to the collection which is spread out in several galleries.

Unfortunately, the Milstein Hall of Ocean Life was extremely dark so most of my photos did not turn out well but I saw the giant blue whale model hanging from the gallery ceiling.

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Here is a view of an Upper West Side apartment building as seen from the glass wall of the Rose Center for Earth and Space. The residents must imagine themselves to be the center of the universe with all those planets revolving around their building!

Rose Center for Earth and Space

A view of the Hall of the Universe with the famous Willamette Meteorite visible in the center.

Japanese Culture

An exhibit on Japanese culture with a nice display of masks used in the theater. They also have some fine examples of Tibetan statues and colorful thangka  paintings and mandalas.

Red House at Chichen Itza

This is a model of the Red House at Chichen Itza. The museum has many Mayan artifacts which are very interesting given all the 2012 hysteria. I’ve never seen anything Mayan in any of the other museums I’ve visited.

I arrived at the American Museum of Natural History at 12:25 pm and did not leave until 5:15 pm so I spent about five hours there without wanting to leave. I didn’t get to see everything so another visit may be necessary although I plan to explore the East Village neighborhood next. There is nothing to report about the trip home except that I bought some foreign language magazines at Hudson News in Penn Station. Apparently only the very first store you see after entering from the 7th Avenue entrance stocks foreign language magazines. I bought a copy of the German news magazine Stern, the French magazines Paris Match, and L’Express. Magazines are great for getting a feel for a foreign country. Unfortunately, it is extremely hard to find these magazines in the United States.

My next excursion to New York City will be next month on May 29th, 2010. I plan to explore the Greenwich Village neighborhood during this trip. There isn’t much to do in the area during the day so I will just take photos, go shopping, have lunch at a restaurant and walk around.

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Three NYC Museums In One Day

Yesterday I managed to cram three museum visits into a single trip. The main purpose of this trip was to see the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum so that is the first one I visited. I guess I’m becoming quite the New Yorker because on three occasions I had to give directions to other tourists. First a British man asked me if Metrocards are good for two days. I think they are good for a set number of trips. The Metrocard I bought does not expire until 5/31/2011 so I may use it on my next trip. I was also asked for directions to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Guggenheim Museum which was easy because they are both on Fifth Avenue. Also on this trip I never headed off in the wrong direction.

The Guggenheim Museum was running several special exhibitions; Haunted: Contemporary Photography/Video/Performance, Contemplating the Void: Interventions in the Guggenheim Museum, Malevich in Focus: 1912-1922, and Paris and the Avant-Garde: Modern Masters from the Guggenheim Collection. Most of the special exhibits were held in the annex levels so as I walked back down the spiral I had watch for the entrances to various exhibits. I can’t say that I cared much for the artwork shown on the rotunda as most of it was conceptual art based on a clever idea. I used to have more appreciation for the avant-garde but now I don’t consider a visual pun to qualify as great art. I did see some Cindy Sherman film stills, i.e. conceptual portraits. I like her photography because it uses the visual styles of the cinema which to a certain extent defines our contemporary aesthetics. Everyone loves movies so any artwork based on cinematography is sure to please.

Although the the photography, video, and performance exhibit was based around the concept of being haunted by the past, I did not find the selections to be particularly haunting. I definitely feel that artwork should be haunting. It should possess an eerie beauty or be uncanny in the Freudian sense. But nothing in this exhibit could compare to the photography of John Santerineross so I was not impressed. On the Rotuna Level 6 a film was being projected on various screens in such a way that you would walk in the path of the projector and cast a shadow.

“Contemplating the Void: Interventions in the Guggenheim Museum” was an exhibit of artwork based on the Guggenheim Museum’s rotunda and architecture. This was actually very interesting with several examples of how it could be redesigned or decorated. There were visions of tropical forests filling the space, digital matrices creating a futuristic look, the rotunda spiral stretching into infinity, extensions of the museum design into the New York City skyline, etc. You can view this online at: http://web.guggenheim.org/exhibitions/exhibition_pages/void/index.html

I liked the Thannhauser Collection and the Paris and the Avant-Garde: Modern Masters from the Guggenheim Collection exhibits which featured many famous paintings from modern art. I saw paintings by Marc Chagall, Pablo Picasso, Fernand Léger, Joan Miró, and Yves Tanguy. “Paris Though The Window “is one of the more famous paintings in the possession of the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum.

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I was thrilled to see”Le Moulin de la Galette” by Picasso because it is used as the cover art on the Vintage edition of “The Sleepwalkers” trilogy by Hermann Broch which I bought at the Neue Galerie on my last NYC trip. I may never actually read that book with its 648 pages.

Le Moulin de la Galette

At the Guggenheim Museum store I bought a book of photographs of New York published by teNeues. This book has some really stunning photographs of New York City and makes an excellent souvenir but since you can buy it from Amazon online I regret not buying the special edition of the Time Out guide with the Guggenheim Museum on the cover.

New York (9783832790332): Christopher Bliss: Books

ISBN: 3832790330
ISBN-13: 9783832790332

After I left the museum I went to the Guggenheim Museum Café which has a separate entrance on the right of the building. This café is notorious for its tiny servings at an outrageous price and I found this to be true. I sat at the bar and ordered the fromage dish which turned out to be three small pieces of cheese on a plate with a little sauce and three pieces of fruitcake bread. That cost $19.00 and left me still hungry.

I left the Guggenheim Museum around 1:00 PM so I had plenty of time to kill. I went to the Neue Galerie because they were having a special Otto Dix exhibition. He is one of my favorite artists. I’ve owned an art book on Otto Dix for a long time and I have a print of his “Portrait of the Journalist Sylvia von Harden” hanging on the wall of my home office. I did not take many photos on this trip but I did take a photo of the Otto Dix banner hanging outside the Neue Galerie:

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At the Neue Galerie I had to leave my jacket and Guggenheim bag at the coat check. I used the coat check services at all three museums I visited because it was too hot for my jacket and they don’t allow bags. The Neue Galerie had many drawings by Otto Dix in their dark room where you could hardly see anything. In German, that would be called “Das dunkle Zimmer” and a Google search reveals there is a novel by that title. The paintings were upstairs and included some of his most famous works like the “Portrait of the Dancer Anita Berberâ”. This is the painting of the woman in a red dress used on the banner and the cover of the art book I own. The Nazis certainly weren’t fond of Otto Dix because his paintings show the brutal horrors of war and the corruption of society as exemplified by leering whores and their clients in cafés. I saw a few drawings and paintings I’d never seen before, like a drawing of human intestines which was quite gross.

At the Neue Galerie bookstore I bought some novels by Stefan Zweig in German because I’m studying the language and need some German reading material. I also bought the novel “Berlin Alexanderplatz” by Alfred Döblin. I’ll probably read this novel because it is one of the most famous novels about Berlin but it was written before World War II which destroyed most of the city. They had a huge book with photography of Berlin that would have been a better buy but I did not want to lug a heavy book around.

The Neue Galerie is a small museum so I still had a lot of time left before my bus left. My next stop was the Crawford Doyle Booksellers bookstore which is on Madison Avenue. This bookstore is only open from Noon to 5 PM on Saturday. They are famous for catering to the patrons of the nearby museums although many tourists probably don’t know they exist. Inside I found a wide selection of literary books. I saw many novels I wanted and it was hard to make a selection but eventually I settled on “The New Yorkers” by Cathleen Schine. I really did not know what the novel was about when I bought it. According to the back cover blurb, “On a quiet little block near Central Park, five lonely New Yorkers find one another, compelled to meet by their canine companions”  That explains the photo of a dog on the cover.

It was still only 2:00 PM and my bus would not leave until 8:00 PM so I had six hours left. I decided to go to the nearby Metropolitan Museum of Art because you can certainly spend many hours in that huge museum. I have been to this museum once before, several years ago, and planned to devote a day to it on my next trip. I but since I saw so much of it on this trip I’ll probably go to the American Museum of Natural History for my next New York City daycation.

From the Great Hall I made a right turn to enter the Egyptian Art gallery. I especially wanted to see the Egyptian Art because it has been given a lot of mystical significance by the New Age community. I thought I would see if it would make any kind of an impression upon me. In a museum setting, most Egyptian relics don’t stir the imagination but some of the immense sculptures of temple gods could not fail to inspire a certain awe. One impressive exhibit featured models of  Egyptian ships found in a tomb. At first I thought these were museum models of ships but a large photo of the models lying in the tomb showed me that they were created by the ancient Egyptians. Eventually I found the famous Temple of Dendur in the Sackler Wing. This temple is shown in many of the NYC guide books I’ve read so I was eager to see it.

Temple_of_Dendur

You can walk around the temple and even go inside. On the right of the temple there is a peculiar open box contraption which might be an elevator for reaching the top stones of the temple (for preservation work I imagine). An actual Egyptian temple is quite impressive but it seemed lifeless in this huge gallery. I think it would be far more mysterious and evocative to find such a structure half buried in the desert where it would really seem ancient and forgotten.

Nearby I discovered the American Wing Courtyard where I found many fabulous sculptures. Then I wandered around countless galleries of European paintings without knowing where I was. Eventually I found an information booth with a Museum Plan so I could find something more interesting. I went to the Greek Sculpture Garden because I have many books on ancient Greece. One of the more interesting pieces was the Eleusinian Mysteries relief. I’ve read several books on the Eleusinian Mysteries so I was familiar with this relief. There is a photo of it in “Eleusis: Archetypal Image of Mother and Daughter” by Carl Kerenyi.

I’m not sure why the Metropolitan Museum of Art has this marble relief, since both the book and Wikipedia claim it resides in the National Archaeological Museum of Athens. Maybe it is just a copy?

I also visited the Modern Art gallery because I’m more familiar with modern art than Medieval Art. Some of the artwork I recognized there include: “Portrait of a German Officer” Marsden Hartley, “The Figure 5 in Gold” Charles Demuth, “Ariadne” Giorgio de Chirico, “The Accommodations of Desire” Salvador Dalí­, “Potato” Joan Miró, “Beginning” Max Beckmann, “Self-Portrait” William Orpen, and “Tables for Ladies” Edward Hopper.

But I was especially thrilled to see two works by Gustav Klimt; “Mäda Primavesi” and “Serena Pulitzer Lederer” I bet the Neue Galerie would love to have those for its collection! I also saw two famous Symbolist paintings which I included in my French language notes: “Oedipus and the Sphinx” Gustave Moreau and “Isle Of The Dead” Arnold Böcklin.

Being on my feet all day really wore me out and made my legs sore but I accomplished a lot that day and met my goals for exploring New York City. I think my next trip will be to the American Museum of Natural History and then I plan to explore Greenwich Village. I’m pretty much done with midtown and the museum mile.

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French / German Bilingual

I am still studying German. I have now read two books on the German language so I’m familiar with the grammar and I have a small vocabulary. I plan to go to Berlin for my vacation some time during April 2011 so I still have a year to learn more of the language.

Since I can read a little French, I thought it would be useful to buy some French books on the German language. France and Germany are neighboring countries so there are a wide variety of language learning materials available. The Alsace-Lorraine territory has been claimed by both Germany and France after various wars so that part of France has an unique Franco-German cultural heritage.

One of the books I bought is “Nouvelles allemandes contemporaines, édition bilingue“. The word “œnouvelles” could be the adjective “new” in the plural but the German title “Deutsche heutige Kurzerzählungen“ means “Contemporary German Short Stories” so “œnouvelles” is probably the French word for novelettes.

There are advantages to reading a bilingual book where neither of the languages is English. It reinforces my knowledge of  both languages simultaneously to see the relationship between German and French. It gives me more confidence in my French when I can use the French text to make out the German text. And it eliminates my reliance on English. You can’t learn another language very well as long as you continue to rely on your native tongue.

Let’ go through an example of how the French can help you learn the German. This sentence in French is easier for me to understand than the German:

“Ah, votre père est mort? Cela me fait de la peine.”

Oh, so your father is dead? That makes me … Hm, I not quite sure what “la peine” means. It could be idiomatic. However, the German helps to make the meaning clear:

“So ist Ihr Vater tot? Das tut mir leid.”

This translates more precisely as “So your father is dead? I’m sorry.” And according to babLa, we can see that the expression faire de la peine means to feel sorry. I already have the German verb tun – to do in my notes so I can see that the last sentence literally could be read as “That makes me sorry.”. So comparing the French to the German really helps to clarify many aspects of the languages.

Pièges de la Grammaire Allemande: Peter Punin: Livres

ISBN: 2759005062
ISBN-13: 9782759005062

I also bought a French book on German grammar. This is useful for giving me the French vocabulary for German grammar. For example, in French the four declensions are; Nominatif, Accusatif, Datif, and Génitif. Once I’ve learned more German, I’ll try to find some German textbooks on the French language.

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Lowbrow Art

My next trip to New York City will be on April 3rd. I will be taking a Susquehanna Trailways bus to New York City to spend the day at the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum. After I visit two more museums on subsequent trips I plan to explore the Greenwich Village neighborhood and Alphabet City where I have located various interesting stores. I recently discovered an interesting art gallery in New York City that specializes in dark culture, Last Rites Gallery. One of the reasons I’ve been exploring New York City is to connect with the world of contemporary art and find new sources of inspiration in the underground. However, I’ve heard that the NYC artistic community has been pushed out of Manhattan and is now concentrated in Brooklyn.

While checking out the artists associated with the Last Rites Gallery I came across a Wikipedia article on the Lowbrow Art Movement. I am somewhat familiar with Outsider Art and Visionary Art but I had never heard of Lowbrow Art, although these styles are closely related. There are several magazines devoted to covering counter culture art; Hi-Fructose Magazine, Juxtapoz Magazine, and Raw Vision Magazine. Yesterday I went to the Lycoming Mall and bought the current issues of Juxtapoz and Raw Vision at the Borders newsstand. I was surprised that they actually carry these publications.

If I had a lot of money I would invest in this kind of art. Unfortunately, I can only afford prints and books. I bought this print for only $20.00 at http://www.copronason.com/prints155.html

Yesterday I ordered a book of the artwork of Chris Mars because his work resembles the art of Otto Dix. Currently there is a Otto Dix exhibition running at the Neue Gallery. I should probably stop by there on Saturday.

I don’t know why I’m inclined to be more excited by counter culture art now. It could be due to Spring mania. Also the fact that I can visit art galleries in New York City makes it seem possible to connect with that world. Media overload usually overwhelms me with fascinating imagery so I ignore a lot of intriguing artwork. It does pay to dig deeper into the sources of contemporary culture but nobody has the time to pursue extensive research. For example, you cannot take note of the artistic director of every film you see even though it may lead you to some fantastic finds. But the Internet makes it easier to browse through our increasingly complex culture so I have taken the time to explore this dark corner.

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Neue Galerie Museum – Schnee Sturm Reise

My trip to New York City did not quite go as planned due to a winter storm but it was not a complete disaster. I should have canceled the trip but it was not snowing that bad when I left and Manhattan did not get any snow at all. Unfortunately, Harrisburg got a lot of snow. I could not drive faster than 40 MPH so I was late for my train. Not only that, I crossed the Harvey Taylor Bridge on the left-side span so I was driving the wrong way on a one-way road but fortunately there was only one car on the bridge. Maybe it was a good thing I missed my train because the next train had to push another train that got stuck in Lancaster and I think that was the train I would have been on. In the end, it took six hours for the train to reach New York City. I did not reach the city until 3:00 PM which left me just three hours in the city. I was very angry about that!

Since I had only three hours in the city, I only went to the Neue Galerie Museum and had to skip the Guggenheim Museum. I am going to describe my impressions of this museum trip in detail. It was my intention to write about how artwork affects my inner life. I wanted to describe this after corresponding with an “occult priestess” who has some strange ideas about the occult or hidden dimensions of the mind. I feel that I’m somewhat aware of how my subconscious is registering an aesthetic experience but I try not to entertain overly fanciful notions about it. In any event, it is necessary to justify the considerable effort it took to visit this museum.

The Neue Galerie used to be a Vanderbilt mansion and although it was renovated to become a museum, I tried to imagine living in such a place. The spiral staircase with its art nouveau wrought iron banisters did not invoke any image of luxury I’ve ever known so I got the impression of a fantasy grandeur, European temples of serenity. The high-ceiling rooms brought a more curious image to mind. Because I had seen so many scenes of industrial ruin on the trip (the train ran through New Jersey), I found my subconscious eerily combining that with the eloquent rooms into a mental image of a fashionable department store which had become gray with age but retained a nasty taste of the past.

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While occultists may consider such mental imagery to be psychic intuitions of a previous life, I tend to interpret this as a glimpse of the subconscious at work as an impression is registered, the imagination’s aesthetic response. The main reason I go to considerable trouble to visit art museums is to excite my imagination so I can enjoy the unusual mental imagery it inspires in me. I seem to intuitively grasp the aesthetics of a piece of artwork at its most profound level and then have the ability to dream with that profundity. This is not limited to the artwork itself. The entirety of New York City speaks to my soul and expands my imagination with a distinct flavor that is quite unlike any other experience. That is another aspect of the subconscious response that may confuse people. It will often present you with a completely unfamiliar essence, as if you were seeing the world through someone else’s eyes with a strange emotional cast.

So as I gazed at the artwork in the Neue Galerie Museum I was absorbed in a kind of dream world that was stealing the very soul of the paintings to construct a far more enchanting fantasy grandeur. The first painting I saw was the Neue Galerie’s pride and joy, Gustav Klimt’s “Portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer I“. According to Wikipedia, this painting cost $135 million for the museum to purchase, one of the most expensive paintings ever sold.

Gustav-Klimt-Portrait-Adele-Bloch-Bauer

Seen in the context of the mansion’s room, this painting looks more like the formal portrait of the mistress of the house with her wealth enmeshing her into a world of gold and design. The vision of fabulous wealth that lies buried in this painting may have unconsciously led to its high valuation. Notice how the signature of Gustav Klimt in a square is reflected in the Neue Galerie’s logo design.

Currently there is a exhibition of drawings by Alfred Kubin at the Neue Galerie Museum. I had never heard of this Austrian Expressionist and illustrator until now. According to Wikipedia, his works are mainly ink and wash drawings of fantastical, often macabre subjects. Unfortunately, these drawings were on display in a room that was so dark you could barely see them. This is probably done to prevent the light from fading the paper. These drawings were also very small. I had to find images online to get a good look at them. This drawing is entitled Der Letzte König (The Last King). It is definitely a macabre image! He was also the author of several books, the best known being his novel Die Andere Seite (The Other Side) (1909), an apocalyptic fantasy set in an oppressive imaginary land which has an atmosphere of claustrophobic absurdity reminiscent of the writings of Franz Kafka. That sounds like an interesting novel. I definitely want to learn more about the work of an artist so involved in the other world!

Alfred-Kubin- The Last King

Another piece by Gustav Klimt made more of an impression upon me. Tragödie (Tragedy) looks like the dust jacket of a very old book of Greek tragedies so I loved it. The beautiful woman appears very regal and cold, aloof from tragedy, but the mask she holds expresses the full despair and horror of tragedy. This is a brilliant piece of symbolism! I found it quite moving.

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Another Austrian expressionist I learned about at the Neue Galerie Museum is Oskar Kokoschka. I saw his painting Martha Hirsch there. Oskar Kokoschka was considered a degenerate by the Nazis. This painting is a fine example of the grotesque portraiture style. Otto Dix also did many grotesque portraitures. Although dreams are often grotesque it is due to their eeriness and intensity so I don’t find grotesque portraits to be the perfect expression of the inner life. I did see three paintings by Otto Dix and many of his drawings but I can only identify; Lustmord, The Pregnant Woman (Die Schwangere) 1931, Mother and Child (Mutter mit Kind) 1932, and Sitzender Rothaariger Akt mit Strümpfen vor rosa Tuch (Seated nude with stockings redhead in pink cloth 1930).

Oskar-Kokoschka

The Neue Galerie Museum has many posters from the Vienna Secession. You can buy fonts based on the typefaces used in these posters. http://www.fontscape.com/explore?COJ This is perhaps the only aspect of my trip that can actually lead to anything since I use fonts in my web design work. I’m tempted to create a Vienna Secession theme for WordPress, Drupal, or Elgg.

After going through two floors of galleries, I stood in line for Café Sabarsky, the museum’s Viennese café. My long train ride meant that I didn’t get to eat until long after lunch. I had a double espresso, the Chilled Smoked Trout Crêpes & Horseradish – Crème Fraéche, and Topfentorte (Quark cheese cake with seasonal fruit). I have the German word der Quark in my notes on restaurant vocabulary. It is a soft curd cheese. The trout crêpes tasted like sushi with a slight hint of pork. Leave it to the Germans to invent pork sushi! There was German classical music playing in the café. I had a good view out the window and could see New York City taxis out there on 5th Avenue. Museum cafés are a good place to have lunch. They are sort of like a fancy restaurant where you don’t feel out of place because it is part of the museum.

After I ate, I headed to the Neue Galerie bookstore on the other side of the mansion. Don’t imagine a huge mansion because this was only a mansion by New York standards. Like everything else, the bookstore was very elegant but cramped. They had an excellent selection of books pertaining to German and Austrian culture. They had art books, literature, plays, books on philosophy, etc. If you are looking for German books in New York City you might as well just go to the Neue Galerie bookstore. You can visit the bookstore without paying museum admission.

I bought two books. Gustav Klimt (Living Art Series) and The Sleepwalkers by Herman Broch.

The book on Gustav Klimt has a stunning photo of the Burgtheater in Vienna and reminded me that there is a film on the life of Gustav Klimt starring John Malkovich. I ordered the DVD on Amazon. But best of all was a photo of the Café Sabarsky and a photo of the Neue Galerie Museum towards the back of the book.

The Sleepwalkers (9780679764069): Hermann Broch: Books

ISBN: 0679764062
ISBN-13: 9780679764069

I don’t know if I’ll ever read The Sleepwalkers, a 648 page novel which deserves the modern Internet dismissal too long; did not read. But I like the cover which is a detail of Le Moulin de la Galette by Pablo Picasso. Say, I could have seen that painting at the Guggenheim Museum if Amtrak trains were not so slow!

So even though I risked my life going to New York City during a major snow storm, I think it was worth it to discover so much about Austrian and German art. I was disappointed that I could not visit the Guggenheim Museum on this trip. In order to justify the risk and to assuage my disappointment, I vow to find a way to seriously enrich my life with the inspiration of the Vienna Secession. This is actually a tall order. I’ve experienced a great deal of inspiration and it has never done much to improve my life. All it seems to lead to is spending more money on books, videos, and music. I really need to be less self-absorbed in my dream world. Well … I guess a WordPress theme based on the Vienna Secession would be a tangible result. And I was inspired to spend the entire day to write a long blog post. If inspiration is a gift from the gods then they must be angry at me for squandering it!

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New York City Museum Hopping

Next Saturday I’m going to return to New York City to continue my exploration. I plan to visit two of the smaller art museums; the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum and the Neue Galerie Museum. My last trip to New York City was pretty thrilling and left me feeling a slight buzz for a few days so I’m still not tired of the city yet. However, I will try to limit my activities to those two institutions. I won’t be running around photographing everything in Times Square.

I will be taking the Amtrak train from Harrisburg again and I’ll probably even use the same Lexington Avenue Line, 6 Local subway to get near the museums. There is one bookstore I could possible squeeze in, Crawford Doyle Booksellers on 1082 Madison Ave but they are only open from Noon until 5:00 PM on Saturday.

I’m reading another novel by Arthur Nersesian to gain insight into the culture of New York City. His novel “Chinese Takeout“ describes the life of a struggling artist on the Lower East Side, in Chinatown. This novel was written in 2003 and still reflects a Manhattan were poverty and drug abuse are epidemic even though Manhattan has supposedly cleaned up its act. Arthur Nersesian was born and raised in New York City. He was the managing editor of the literary magazine, The Portable Lower East Side so I trust his novels to provide a genuine glimpse into the city’s bohemian community.

After this trip I could still spend a day at the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the American Museum of Natural History. Both of those museums would take more than a day to explore. Then I would need to find something off the beaten path to do in New York City, maybe in Greenwich Village or the Lower East Side. I could just take a week for vacation in New York City but I think it is cheaper to make day trips. Five days at a hotel would be very expensive and far exceed the cost of transportation required to make the equivalent day trips.

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