New York City Daycation, January 23rd 2010

My New York City daycation yesterday went extremely well. I did everything I set out to do and got to see everything I wanted to see. The weather was perfect; slightly chilly but I did not need to wear a hat or gloves even at night. I will describe my trip in detail for the benefit of travelers.

For this trip to New York City, I took a Susquehanna Trailways bus. It is the cheapest way to travel and requires no driving on my part. Unfortunately they frequently cancel their one day NYC tours when they don’t get enough reservations so I cannot rely on Susquehanna Trailways for transportation. The bus left at 6:00 AM and arrived on time at 10:30 AM. The bus dropped me off at the Times Square Church on 237 West 51st Street. Most of the passengers, including my older brother, were attending the New York International Motorcycle Show at the Javits Center so they stayed on the bus and it dropped them off at the Javits Center.

The first thing on my list of things to do was to try the New York subway system. I’ve heard a lot about the New York City subway system. I always liked that novel  “The Taking of Pelham 123” by John Godey and the 1974 film starring Robert Shaw and the 2009 film starring John Travolta. I walked along 51st Street to Lexington Avenue where there is a subway station. Google Street View was very useful for previewing this route. I realized that I would pass the Radio City Music Hall, St. Patrick’s Cathedral, and Atlas sculpture at Rockerfeller Center so I snapped some photos along the way. I also knew to look for Staples and the stairs down to the Uptown platform.

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First I needed to buy a MetroCard. The MetroCard machine was confusing so I asked the attendant for a card but he just directed me back to the card vending machine. Eventually I found the touch screen and bought a MetroCard. Then I swiped it at the turnstile to descend to the subway platform. This was my first experience of a NYC subway platform. There is no guard rail so you could easily push someone onto the tracks and the third rail. Across the tracks I could see the opposite platform for the downtown trains. There is no way to cross over if you are on the wrong platform. I wanted the 6 train, Lexington Avenue Local because I did not trust that the 4 or 5 Express would stop until I was in the Bronx. According to WikiPedia, this is the same line in the novel “The Taking of Pelham One Two Three“. The train soon arrived and it was very crowded but I got on to replace those who got off. I had to stand and hold onto a pole. It was slightly difficult to stay on my feet. The train stopped at 59th Street, 68th Street (Hunter College), 77th Street, and 86th Street where I got off. I really need to do less walking in big cities so I was proud of myself for braving the subway system!

I went uptown to 86th Street because I intended to have lunch at the German restaurant, Heidelberg Restaurant, on 1648 Second Street. As usual I started off in the wrong direction and had to go past Third Avenue to reach Second Avenue. Heidelberg Restaurant was easy to find because it is right next to Schaller & Weber, a German grocer. The Yorkville neighborhood in the Upper East Side used to be a German immigrant neighborhood but these two establishments are all that remain of its former glory. Upon entering Heidelberg Restaurant I was greeted by a “Hallo” from an elderly barmaid. She was actually the bartender and looked old enough to be my grandmother but she spoke German and English. Unfortunately I arrived at 11:00 AM and lunch was not served until 11:30 AM so I had to wait for a half hour in the deserted restaurant. While I waited I was amused by a little mouse that scurried across the floor several times. The German word for mouse is; die Maus. Later on more patrons entered and I got to hear some German being spoken. The bartender had a conversation about the 60 dollar deposit required for a bar tab! I ordered the smoked bratwurst with potato salad and sauerkraut.

After eating lunch my next planned activity was a Broadway show so I needed to go back downtown. There were many street vendors selling winter clothing like hats, gloves, scarves, etc so I bought a stylish fur bomber hat for $10.00. I saw many people wearing these hats and I was not satisfied with the cheap winter hat I had. Fortunately it was so warm that I never needed to wear a hat or gloves. The subway trip downtown was easier because I knew what to expect.

Once back at 51st Street I walked west to Broadway and passed through Times Square where I snapped many photos. The Ethel Barrymore Theatre is on 47th Street but I misremembered that as 42nd Street so I was actually wandering around quite a bit until I found the theater. Fortunately, I remembered the Google Street View route I followed from the Ethel Barrymore Theatre to a book store I wanted to visit. So when I saw the Port Authority Bus Terminal in that area I was able to recognize the route I needed to follow by the stores and establishments along the way. It really pays to do a virtual walk through of your routes using Google Street View! I arrived at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre only a half hour before the show but everyone was kept waiting outside so I had a long wait after my panic when I could not find the theater.

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This Broadway show was the highlight of my trip and the main reason for my daycation. I pre-ordered a ticket to David Mamet’s serious drama “Race”at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre. You can order tickets online and even select your seat using Telecharge. The Ethel Barrymore Theatre is a swank theater but it is much smaller than Williamsport’s Community Arts Center which is actually the largest theater I’ve ever been in, now that I think of it. One odd thing about this Broadway show was the selling of bottled water and bags of M&Ms before the show. This is unheard of in local theater where you are not allowed to bring food or drink to your seat. My seat was much closer to the stage than I expected, only 6 rows from the stage and dead center. I had an excellent view! And that was important because the cast of “Race” includes James Spader (movie star), David Alan Grier (a former Saturday Night Live comedian), and Richard Thomas (John Boy in the TV series the Waltons). I was thrilled to see all three of these celebrities onstage when the curtain raised. I really lucked out because any one of them could have been replaced by an understudy. When the curtain raised I thought to myself, “Holy shit! It is James Spader, David Alan Grier, and Richard Thomas in the flesh not 50 feet away from me!”. It was also a special event to see a new play by a major playwright like David Mamet on Broadway. As an aficionado of serious drama, this was the ultimate experience! It does not get any better than this!

The stage set was a law library. The dialog was slightly better than theater dialog but not quite movie dialog. The actors were clearly taking turns in delivering their lines but I suspect this is more a limitation of the theater art. In a movie, you can edit the cuts to make a conversation seem more natural. The play was about race relations between blacks and whites so it certainly pertained to New York City. The audience was quite diverse and their laughter indicated that they could relate to some of the wittier remarks. David Mamet is famous for picking controversial topics and this must rate as his most daring work to date.

After seeing “Race” my next objective was to do a little shopping. I wanted to check out the nearby Drama Book Shop. I think I may have ordered books from this store in the past, back when I writing plays but I’m not sure. Anyway, it is a good place to find published plays and books on the theater. I was able to walk directly to the book store because I’d already done a virtual walkthrough of my route using Google Street View. At the Drama Book Shop, I bought some hard-to-find play collections by German playwrights; “Complete Plays, Lenz, and Other Writings“ by Georg Büchner and “A Heiner Müller Reader“. I looked for a biography of Charles Ludlam, director of New York’s Ridiculous Theatrical Company but they did not have that book. You can read more about the Theatre of the Ridiculous on Wikipedia. While I was paying for my books, I noticed that the woman ahead of me had a Screen Actors Guild card in her wallet. I used to be a member of the Dramatist Guild but I got tired of paying dues to pretend to be a playwright. Everyone eventually discovers that it is a complete waste of time to write a play. You can argue about that if you like, but it is indisputable. There is only one thing that could induce me to write a play and that is for the comedy of impressing people who can’t imagine writing a play. Under the right circumstances this can be very amusing. However, I still appreciate serious drama for its own sake.

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I had several hours to kill before the bus left at 8:00 PM. The only thing I had planned for this time was to shoot photos of major landmarks and incidentally see them in real life. First I walked along 40th Street to 5th Avenue and found the New York Public Library. I recognized Bryant Park from my earlier trip in NYC last year but I did not realize how close I was to the New York Public Library then. Unfortunately the library was partially covered in fabric (what do you call that?) so I was unable to get a good photo. But I did see and photograph the two famous stone lions guarding the entrance. I then preceded to Grand Central Terminal and got some photos of its famous clock. I also saw the MetLife building behind it and off to the right I had a good view of the Chrysler Building.

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I wanted to take a photo of the Helmsley Building but that was so completely covered in fabric that it was not worth it. So I walked up Park Avenue and took a photo of the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel instead.

I still had two hours left in New York City so I just wandered around Times Square and took even more photos. I think I’m about done with shooting photos in Times Square. I wouldn’t bother taking photos at all if the media were not so picky about copyright. As it stands, you cannot even use a stock photo of a public building without being nailed for copyright violation. Overall I snapped 250 photos that turned out good.

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I managed to cram a lot of my objectives into this trip but there are still a few more things I could do in New York City. I still need to visit the Neue Galerie Museum, the Guggenheim Museum, and the American Museum of Natural History. I also want to see lower Manhattan and specific neighborhoods like Greenwich Village and the East Village.

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Broadway Show – David Mamet’s Race

I’m making another trip to New York City on January 23rd to see a play on Broadway, David Mamet’s “Race”. http://www.raceonbroadway.com This play is currently running at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre.

I plan to take several “daycations”to New York City next year until I have seen all the landmarks and done all the typical tourist activities. It is cheaper to travel to New York City than to any of the other cities I want to visit. It is a four hour drive to New York City from central PA so most of the day is taken up with travel. Although bus trips to New York City are popular with local residents, I don’t think many New Yorkers venture this far west when they want to travel.

I’ve bought all the guide books to New York City and I even created a custom help file for my notes. Yes, I’m putting a lot of effort into studying the city. It is surprising how muddled my knowledge of the Big Apple was considering how much I’ve heard about it over the years. I always get the Bronx and Brooklyn confused. I’ve never been real clear on the location of Staten Island, Long Island, and Coney Island either.

But I’m quite familiar with the work of playwright David Mamet. I have read six of his plays; The Duck Variations, Oleanna, Glengarry Glen Ross, Jolly, and American Buffalo. This production features the movie actors; James Spader, David Alan Grier, and Richard Thomas. I may even see a few celebrities in the audience. Although I’ve seen over a hundred local productions, I’ve never seen a play on Broadway so this will be a big thrill for me!

I have also been reading novels set in New York City and watching movies that were filmed there. There are hundreds of films set in New York City. Ghostbusters, Spiderman, Cloverfield, Godzilla, and many other movies have created a powerful mythos for this particular city. When Europeans dream of visiting the United States, they dream about New York City. Right now I’m reading the novel “Unlubricated“ by Arthur Nersesian. This New York author has written many novels about urban life in New York City.

“Unlubricated” is a novel about producing an Off-Off-Broadway play so it provides a glimpse of the performing arts community that exists in New York City. Although you hear a lot about neighborhoods in NYC that are populated by artists living in lofts, it is difficult to find any first hand accounts of the bohemian life in Greenwich Village or the Lower East Side. Arthur Nersesian seems to be famous for writing about this world.

If you are interested in learning more about Off-Broadway Theater, then I recommend the book, “Year Of The Pearl: The Life of a New York Repertory Company“ by David Hapgood. I read this book a long time ago back when I was more interested in theater. The Pearl Theatre Company used to be located in the East Village but now it is forced to move uptown. I did some research on this theater and added it to my notes. Visiting the theaters I’ve only read about may awaken my interest in theater but only as a new pastime.

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The Mifflinburg Christkindl Market

Today I went to the Christkindl Market in Mifflinburg. A Christkindlmarket is a German holiday market. I’ve read about this tradition in my travel guide to Berlin, although it used the term Weihnachtsmarkt.

I almost did not go because my furnace stopped working last night and I spent two hours this morning trying to get it to start without any luck. Fortunately, it fired up when I got back. This confirms my suspicion that the outside fuel line is the only problem. It freezes up when the temperature falls below the freezing point of water. By 12:30 PM today the temperature was above the freezing point of water so I was able to get fuel to flow. I spent hours putting even more insulation on the outside fuel line.

Mifflinburg is near Lewisburg which I always drive through on my way to Harrisburg so it was easy to find. You just take a right on Market Street and follow PA-45 West. This takes you through a very rural area where many Pennsylvania farms with corn fields and silos can be seen. Mifflinburg itself is a very quaint little town with a traditional main street and a surprising number of churches. It was famous for its buggy and sleigh factories. I saw a few buggies while I was there but not often enough to get a photo.

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The shuttle bus, which is actually a school bus, was a bit hard to find because it was parked in a strip mall parking lot. I drove right past it and had to circle back. In the photo above you see a fine example of the wood sheds they used as booths. Almost every vendor was in a cramped wood shed. Some of them had space heaters. There were many food vendors and craft vendors. I had a knatwurst with onions, an apple strudel, and a glazed pretzel stick. I bought the knatwurst from a crusty German couple who seemed like the only authentic Germans there. There was a pleasant smell of fried foods in the air which reminded me of amusement parks. Besides food, the only other thing I bought was an adorable Fawn Puppet which I bought from Puppetry Pastimes of Stillwater PA. It is part of the Folkmanisî line of hand puppets. You can stick your hand up the fawn’s chest and a finger up each foreleg.

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Mifflinburg seems to have a lot of picturesque churches. I saw at least four churches within a block. The houses were also very picturesque. I can’t imagine anyone from Germany travelling all the way to the United States just to visit a small Pennsylvania town but you couldn’t find a finer example of a historic looking town than Mifflinburg.

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I only spent an hour and a half there because there wasn’t much for me to do except have a bite to eat. I didn’t see much that I wanted to buy except puppets. I did see some interesting artwork that used silhouettes. I would have bought one of those if I wasn’t worried about furnace expenses.

In regards to German heritage, there was a lot of German food available including knatwurst, strudel, some kind of soup in a bowl made of bread, roasted peanuts, and sauerkraut. I did see two signs that translated some useful German words. In the photo above you can see a German Christmas Pyramid which seems to be some sort of traditional Christmas carousel. They are usually made with candles and bells that ring as the heat from the candles turns a wooden rotor at the top.

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Here is an interesting tidbit from http://german.about.com; The word “Kris Kringle” is a corruption of Christkindl. The word came into American English via the Pennsylvania Germans, whose neighbors misunderstood the German word for the bringer of gifts.

This was a festive way to get into the holiday spirit. It made me dream of a traditional Christmas on a farm with sleigh rides and a village.

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NYC 2009 – Vloggerheads Gathering

Yesterday’ trip to New York City went pretty well except for the weather. I’m going to describe this journey in detail because I plan to make this trip again.

I got up at 4:00 AM and left at 4:45 AM. I drove down Route 15 to Harrisburg. This is a two hour drive on a highway that follows the Susquehanna River. There are two major cities that I drive through which tell me how far I’ve gone; Lewisburg and then Selingsgrove. After that the highway is a boring stretch with few landmarks to indicate how far you have gone. There is one point where there are many buildings facing the highway and the Susquehanna River. According to Google Maps this is Liverpool PA but I never knew the town’s name because there are no signs to announce its presence. I keep on following Route 15 south until I reach the Harvey Taylor Bridge which crosses the Susquehanna River to take you into downtown Harrisburg, to the left of the Pennsylvania State Capital Building. Once across the bridge I took a right and found the Walnut Street Parking Garage. The GPS device that my brother gave me for my birthday was very useful in quickly navigating the streets to this destination. This parking garage is open 24 hours. From Walnut Street, I walked towards the general direction of the Pennsylvania State Capital Building, walking past Strawberry Square, and then headed east on North 4th Street until the Harrisburg Transportation Center was visible diagonally. That is one of the details I need to remember. I remember walking past the restaurant Philadelphia Steaks & Hoagies and Harrisburg University of  Science & Technology on North 4th Street.

The Harrisburg Transportation Center is a huge barn-like structure, a quaint train station. I got my tickets at a Quik-Trak kiosk and then headed for the Transit News store to find something to read on the train. This is the only establishment located in the Harrisburg Transportation Center. There are no restaurants. They had an impressive selection of literature but I settled on a cheap mass-market paperback copy of “The Genius” by Jesse Kellerman. I came across this title while looking for novels set in New York City on Amazon. I think it was a good choice because the novel is about the New York City art scene. Reading the book on the train really whet my appetite for the city. But there was a long cut in the bottom of the front cover which annoyed me. I didn’t notice that when I bought it. I climbed some stairs to the second floor of the train station and found the waiting area. The waiting area was a long hall with long benches. I saw an Amish couple among the people waiting for the train. The whole scene felt like a step back in time to the days of rail travel.

We had to wait for security to open the door and then climb down a flight of steps to the Amtrak train, the 660 Keystone. There are no seat numbers so you can sit where ever you like. The air was kind of sterile and dry but without any smell. This was the first time I had ever ridden on an Amtrak passenger train. The seats are more comfortable than a bus seat or an airline seat. The conductor did not check tickets until the train was underway. This train made stops at various Pennsylvania towns with open air platforms. Lancaster had a slightly better platform which looked rather quaint. There were some advertisements on short billboards along the platforms. There was not much to see out the windows. It seems like every town likes to locate industrial parks and warehouses near the train tracks so I saw a lot of decrepit eyesores covered in graffiti. The train first went to Philadelphia where I could see the Philadelphia Museum of Art and the skyscrapers in Center City out the window. So I could take an Amtrak train to Philadelphia but it would only spare me a two hour drive. I did see some SEPTA trains in the underground station.

After going through some large stations in Newark, where NJ Transit commuter trains could be seen, and through a pitch black train tunnel under the Hudson River, we arrived at Penn Station. Penn Station is a huge transportation center with a lot of restaurants and Hudson News stands just like an airport. They even had baggage claim areas, arrival and departure boards, and security lines. I saw a few New York subways in the huge cave of underground train lines.

As soon as I got outside I could see that it was beginning to rain so the first thing I did was buy an umbrella at a nearby Duane Reade pharmacy. Unfortunately it rained the entire time! Eventually there were street vendors everywhere selling umbrellas from strollers and many small stores placed stands of umbrellas near the entrance. It was very comical to see so many people trying to make a buck by taking advantage of the bad weather to sell umbrellas.

Unfortunately I got lost and wound up in Times Square. I should have gone east but I must of gone north. I was looking for the Flatiron Building. As soon as I saw the jumbotron of Times Square I knew I was way off track. I had to quickly make my way from 42nd Street back down to 23rd Street. But as long as I was in Times Square I took a few photos. It is very hard to shoot photos while holding an umbrella so some of them didn’t come out right. The streets were very crowded even though the weather was bad so I was constantly trying to raise my umbrella over everyone’s head and other umbrellas. Some people had huge umbrellas that were hard to avoid. But that is New York City. You are always battling the crowd there!

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I finally made it to 23rd Street but Hill Country was actually on 26th Street. I found Hotel Chelsea so I took a few photos of that landmark. Hotel Chelsea is where Sid Vicious killed Nancy Spungen so it is a famous landmark in punk rock history. I think one of the Ramones used to live there. Hotel Chelsea has always been a part of the counter culture scene. I’ve owned a book about this place, “At The Chelsea: A Personal Memoir Of New York’s Most Famous Hotel” by Florence Turner but I have never read it because it doesn’t really concern any celebrities. I finally found Hill Country at about 12:15 PM so I was fifteen minutes late. However the receptionist told me that the restaurant was booked for a private party and my group had gone to Rub BBQ (aka Righteous Urban Barbeque). Fortunately I remembered seeing that place while I was on 23rd Street so I quickly made my way back there. By this time my shoes and socks were soaking wet and I was late so I was in a foul mood.

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But my mood improved when I entered Rub BBQ and saw some vloggers I recognized.  Then I knew I had made it on time! There were six of us; AL The Doctor Who and his wife, Iseehaters, Scott Murray, Gilligan, and me. I ordered the sausage sampler with cornbread and onion fries. I had not eaten anything for the entire day so I managed to eat everything except for the onion fries. After eating we spent some time shooting video and taking photos. I only took one photo.

Vloggerheads Gathering NYC 2009

We left Rub BBQ at around 2:00 PM and it was still raining with a little snow mixed in. It was then that I noticed that the restaurant was practically right next door to the Hotel Chelsea. After we split up I headed back to the Flatiron Building to take some photos of this landmark. It appears lighter in real life than it looks in photos. It always looks dark and sort of decrepit in photos but in real life it is the color of sandstone. After that I headed back up to Times Square to take some more photos. My shoes and socks were still wet so I was constantly thinking about buying shoes and socks. There is a Foot Locker on Times Square but I did not want to go in there.

Eventually I went into a souvenir store and bought a die-cast model car of a New York City Yellow Cab and a framed black and white photo of Times Square back when it was still a seedy neighborhood. This stuff is pretty tacky but I thought I’d get this souvenir business out of the way so I won’t need to look for souvenirs on subsequent trips. After that I just kept wandering around midtown Manhattan looking for landmarks to photograph. I found Radio City Music Hall, Macy’s, and everything in Times Square including Duffy Square, TKTS, and the NASDAQ MarketSite at the bottom of the Condé Nast Building. Finally I saw a discount shoe store where I was able to buy a new pair of shoes and socks. The salesperson was nice enough to allow me to change into them before I left the store. I was very pleased to get that problem taken care of because spending three hours on the train and two hours in the car with wet feet would have been miserable. I felt like my resourcefulness had beaten New York City’s attempt to spoil my trip, as it has done in the past. Still I was feeling cold and miserable so I headed for Penn Station an hour early. At a Hudson News stand in Penn Station I found some foreign language magazines. It is rare to find magazines that are not in English so I bought a copy of Paris Match and Lire in French and Stern in German. I waited in Penn Station for over an hour for my train but Amtrak has a nice waiting area. It was better than being out in the cold which is where I would be if I’d taken a bus. When you take a bus to New York City, you have to wait on the street where your bus is supposed to pick you up. But there is no guarantee that they can park there again so you have to watch out for other passengers who may know where the bus will be. That kind of crap is what makes a trip to NYC such a nerve wracking hassle!

One of the highlights of this trip was catching a glimpse of the Empire State Building towering above the street, with its spire casting a blue light into the mist. For some reason, this triggered a strong memory of what may be merely an impression; an impression of an aloof, existential existence combined with a cold serenity. It was an elusive but potent image, like something dimly recalled from a profound dream. Maybe it was a glimpse into the soul of New York City!

In conclusion, my travel arrangements for this trip made everything go smoothly but the weather did not cooperate and made me cold and miserable. Seeing some of the New York City landmarks made it all worthwhile. It was also great to meet a few vloggers after watching so many of their videos online.

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AJAX Demo Applications Removed

I have removed the following AJAX demo applications from the menus because changes in APIs have made them nonfunctional: Stickam, Technorati, Amazon, Yahoo! Video Search, YouTube Favorites. Some of these relied on web services that are no longer provided.

My client dry spell appears to be over because I am now doing some work with Drupal and Elgg which will bring in some money. I may need to discontinue my language study if I become too busy doing other projects.

Yesterday I learned how to create Elgg plugin settings and today I figured out how to create tabs. I still have not figured out how Elgg 1.7 is going to use unit tests in plugins. There is no sample code for that and my attempt to add an unit test to a plugin does not work.

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New York City Trip

On Saturday I will be taking an Amtrak train to New York City to attend a gathering for Vloggerheads, the Ning site for vloggers. We will be having lunch at Hill Country Restaurant. I recently read a tourist guide book on New York City, National Geographic Traveler: New York, 3rd Edition by Michael S. Durham.

New York City is one of the world’s major cities that I would like to explore more thoroughly. I’ve already been to Paris and Philadelphia. I’m planning to visit Berlin, Venice, Montreal, and maybe London some day. I have been to New York City at least 6 times. I went to the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center for IT trade shows which was always exciting. It really made my profession seem glamorous. And I have taken local bus trips for a day in New York City to see the Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Museum of Modern Art twice. Now that I’ve read a guide book I have a long list of other landmarks to see in New York City. I’ve even started a custom help file with maps and photos of major buildings, theaters, museums, and stores in the Big Apple. The Google Earth application is a great tool for exploring the New York City neighborhoods.

New York City holds a special place in my imagination because it has been the setting of so many movies and television shows. When I was growing up, I remember watching shows like Barney Miller, Welcome Back Kotter, Fame, and The Odd Couple which showed the gritty aspects of the city. Various books and films like The Taking of Pelham 123 have also added to its aura. I get the impression that New York City is the number one destination for Europeans who dream of visiting the United States because they’ve seen so many films about the city.

I am going to try to visit New York City more often. I’ll see how well this Amtrak train trip goes. But I think it would be cheaper and easier to take a one day bus trip to New York City. Several local organizations sponsor such bus trips and I think Susquehanna Trailways schedules regular trips.

There may not be much time for sightseeing on this trip because I will be meeting bloggers and vloggers who are active in the online video community.

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Citibank Hiked My Credit Card Interest Rate

I am on the warpath now! I’ve been reading about how the banksters are raising the interest rates on everyone’s credit cards before the new law intended to curb such action goes into effect. You can read about how some corrupt GOP senators are trying to block this bill at: The Raw Story: GOP senators block effort to freeze credit card interest rates. The credit card issuers are rushing to raise interest rates ahead of a new law coming into effect in February that restricts how and when rates can be raised.

My interest rate is now 23.99%. Looking closer I can see that they are being even sneakier than I thought. If I charge more than $1000 a month in purchases I will receive a 10% credit of the total interest charge on my purchase balance. What kind of idiot do they think I am? How does it make good financial sense to spend $1000 a month just to reduce your interest rate by 10%? They are just encouraging people to get deeper into debt at outrageous interest rates. This is flat out usury! You can read about how the math would not add up at: The Atlantic: Citi Offers Lower Interest Rates For More Card Usage.

I hereby declare holy war against CitiBanksters! I intend to blog and twitter about this in protest. Although the banks think we are helpless in the face of their highway robbery, I can think of plenty of ways to bring them to grief:

  1. As I said, I will blog and twitter to protest this. Just like Iran, baby!
  2. I will social network with other people who are outraged over this so we can coordinate our actions.
  3. I will inform many merchants that I’ve decided not to make a purchase because my credit card rate was hiked to 23.99%.
  4. I will immediately cut way back on my use of this credit card. In fact, I will cut back on all of my discretionary purchases in order to pay off my balance.
  5. I will try to cancel my Citi Card as soon as possible. I may need to take out a loan at a lower interest rate to do that. I don’t care what this will do to my credit score because I already own a house and a car.

I am going to frame their letter and hang it over my desk to remind myself not to use that credit card. I’ve been focused on reducing my debt but my immediate goal has been to pay off a personal loan. Unfortunately December is a bad month for me because I usually need to pay my State Farm homeowner’s insurance, a heating bill, and buy Christmas presents this month. This year I have some expensive dental expenses as well.

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The Great American Trailer Park Musical

Tonight I saw “The Great American Trailer Park Musical” at the Lycoming College Theater. I have not seen a play in a long time so it was good to get out of the house and do something special. I like to go out at night and tonight it was very warm outside.

I did not particularly want to see this musical and it turned out not to be very good. The sound design was the worse I’ve ever experienced with static, pops, and echo. That is not something I usually notice or care about but this was very amateurish. The singing was not that great either.

I also did not particularly care for the subject matter of this musical; trailer parks, redneck humor, and white trash. There are a few trailer homes across the street from my house which fit that stereotype. One of my neighbors has a beat up pickup truck and seems to make a living hauling scrap metal. It is always piled full of junk and blocks the street. There is definitely nothing attractive about white trash.

Nevertheless, this musical proves that you can make art out of anything. It was a celebration of trailer park culture and expressed the lifestyle in song, dance and humor. “The Great American Trailer Park Musical”comes close to elevating the mundane. It had a sort of Rocky Horror Picture Show quality but ultimately none of the characters were quirky enough to be endearing. I can’t imagine this musical will ever have a cult following.

The stage design was appropriately tacky and featured two trailer homes. The rooms would slide out of either trailer home to occupy the middle space but my view was blocked because I was sitting in the right wing of the theater. For example, there was a scene in a strip club with a pole that was slightly racy but my view was partially blocked. At one point a gun was shot and really startled the audience.

While I was watching the show, I reflected upon how we celebrate our culture. There does not seem to be much to appreciate in the crude lifestyle of the trailer park. This is not to say that trailer homes are not worthy of consideration. I can remember visiting some neighbor’s trailers homes when my parents needed a baby sitter and they have a certain charm, especially the kitchens which are like a submarine galley.

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Ich lerne Deutsch

My next trip abroad will be to Berlin so I am studying German. It will be a long time until I can afford to do any more traveling so I have plenty of time to learn German. I have not been putting in much time on my German but I have gathered all the necessary materials.

In the early 1990s, Harcourt Brace Jovanovich published similar textbooks for foreign language students of Spanish, French, and German. I already had the three French textbooks; Nouveaux copains, Nous, les jeunes, and Notre monde and now I have the German versions; Neue Freunde, Wir, die Jugend, and Unsere Welt. Both sets of books have the same titles which translate as; New Friends, We, the Young, and Our World.

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I like these books because they feature teenagers from the 1990s which is somewhat nostalgic for me. They are also very multicultural with photo essays on various countries where French or German is spoken. Unfortunately they use the immersion technique of language learning so there is too much text in the target language for an absolute beginner. I recommend that you read some easier books before tackling these textbooks. So far I have only read Nouveaux copains. Nous, les jeunes has slowed me down with its minimal English text.

I have also bought some audio CDs to learn how German is spoken. The Hugo CD language course is my favorite because it covers grammar. But I object to the promises they make. You cannot learn a language in 30 days or 3 months. It will take you 6 months just to learn a limited vocabulary and all the grammar.  And it will take 2 to 3 years before you even come close to being fluent. Unfortunately, there does not appear to be a consensus on how long it takes to learn a second language. I don’t think there is a standard measure of proficiency either so if someone says they learned French in 6 months they may be able to speak it a little without being able to read a novel written in French. I think a Wikipedia article claims it would take 10 years for you to match your native language fluency in a second language!

Berlitz-German Living-Language-German Hugo-German

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Sorff – Social Surfing

Sorff is a Java application that you can download at http://www.sorff.com/. It is a social networking application for commenting on web sites that you and your friends like to visit. You could think of it as extending a comment system to the entire Internet. Sorff was created by the vlogger Paul Robinette (aka Renetto) who started the Vloggerheads Ning site for vloggers with Tom Guarriello (aka tlg847).

Social Surfing is a good idea that serves a definite need. The Internet is becoming an increasingly social phenomenon. Social news and social bookmarking sites like reddit and Digg are so popular that even Microsoft is planning to invest heavily into social sharing with something called SocialPC. However, one of the more annoying aspects of sharing your surfing finds with your friends is the need to paste a link into some online form. There are toolbars and buttons for sharing videos and content on various social networking sites but Sorff eliminates the need to paste a link. All you need to do is visit a site to be able to comment on it and see the comments left by your friends relating to that web site.

I’ve become quite addicted to the social news site reddit. However it is not the articles and other content that keeps me coming back to the site. It is the comments that I enjoy the most. Redditors frequently make snarky comments and exchange wisecracks in lengthy discussion threads. It is the greatest display of wit on the Internet. So comments can add a lot of value to online content. Often the comments underneath a news story on a blog will be more amusing than the news itself. So Sorff may really take off as the Internet’s most convenient comment system. It also allows for “stealth commenting“ in which you and your friends comment on something without leaving any trace on the site.

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Sorff does not appear to be vulnerable to spammers because none of its activity will be indexed by the search engines. I’m not sure how it will generate any income unless they run ads within the application.

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Anglophone

The word “anglophone“ can be used to refer to the English speaking world community. For example, if you wanted to refer to the United Kingdom, the United States, Australia, and Canada as a set of nations where English is predominantly spoken then you might find the word “anglophone“ useful. I suspect this word was coined in response to the word “francophone“, which may have originated with the Organisation internationale de la Francophonie (OIF). I have never encountered this word before, until I began to seriously study French. Unfortunately, the WikiPedia article on anglophone sheds no light on the origins of the term. I found their article so misleading that I took the unusual step of complaining about it in the talk page. However the Wiktionary entry for anglophone shows an etymology that suggests this word is merely a French adjective. That would explain why I have not seen this word used much in English!

But I find the concept quite useful because the world wide online community has formed around the English language with other communities forming around other languages. In addition to “anglophone“and “francophone“, there are the words “hispanophone” for the Spanish speaking world community and “germanophone” for the German speaking world community. However, you probably won’t find those terms used in German or Spanish language textbooks.

Social networking has broken down geographic and national barriers but it cannot cross language barriers. For example, the YouTube community brought together an international community of vloggers. For the first time in history, average people could easily interact with people in other countries from the comfort of their homes, i.e. without travel. But the participation was limited to Americans, Canadians, Brits, and Australians plus a few people from other countries who could speak fluent English. So while some people may have celebrated the international community that formed there, it actually excluded a large part of the world.

The text forums on the Internet also increase one’s exposure to the world community but the language everyone uses is English. There may be many forums in other languages but without the same mix of nationalities. While English is the lingua franca for the Internet, I come across mentions that web sites in French, German, and Chinese also account for a large portion of online content. See Internet World Users By Language This content is readily accessible and you can explore it using translation software and plugins but that can be very tedious and imperfect. As video becomes more popular as the media format for online content, language barriers will reassert themselves. YouTube offers to translate videos made in another language but I think that only applies to the video tags and description. It is possible to provide captions to your video in other languages but that is far too much trouble for anyone to use.

I’ve discovered that you can explore another culture in depth, even a culture based on another language, using the Internet. This has become one of the most fascinating uses of my online time. But it does require a slight knowledge of the target language to effectively navigate web sites written in another language. Unfortunately there aren’t any specialized vocabulary lists for Internet terms. I’ve had to create my own vocabulary list of  French Internet phrases like “laisser des commentaires“ which means “leave comments“. I did find a web page with tips on how to decipher French texting, Les Textos française.

There are several other factors in my gradual transformation into an intrepid cultural explorer. I have cancelled my cable television and newspaper subscriptions so the mass media is no longer capable of defining the scope of my attention. My participation in the YouTube community greatly increased my awareness of other cultures in their contemporary manifestation. Rather than viewing this as a personal quirk of mine, you should realize that this is the direction the country is going in as newspapers fold for lack of advertising and the public increasingly gets its information online without the usual content restrictions.

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Bill Ville

After discovering the amusing French dialect Chiac, un langage anglo-français du Canada, I thought it would be funny to imagine how Williamsport would change if the city were ever conquered by the French. This should freak out the local xenophobes!

The obvious name for Billtown in French would be Bill Ville. It has a nice ring to it! The Williamsport Sun-Gazette would be renamed Le journal de Soleil. I made that a link to their web site to mess with their heads.

Bill Ville est une petite ville en Pennsylvanie, la principale ville de la région métropolitaine de Williamsport. Pennsylvania is spelled with an e at the end in French. Lycoming County becomes Comté de Lycoming.

Bill Ville has many neighborhoods; le NouvelleBaie arrondissement, le Vue de Jardin arrondissement, et le Rang de Millionnaire arrondissement. J’habite au Vue de Jardin arrondissement.

Bill Ville a deux collèges; École de Pennsylvanie de Technologie et École de Comté de Lycoming.

La Hiawatha est un bateau-mouche sur la Branche Ouest Fleuve de Susquehanna.

Little League Baseball would be replaced by soccer and becomes la petite équipe de football. And the James V. Brown Library changes its name to James V. Bibliothèque Marron.

The French WikiPedia site should update their article on Williamsport with this information. http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accueil

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La Nouvelle-France : Le Québec

Over the weekend I finally finished reading Nouveaux Copains : Foreign Language French Level 1. This textbook was published in the early 1990s and reflects the multicultural approach to education that became politically correct in the 1990s. I think multicultural education curriculum is actually a good thing for foreign language students because you learn another language to explore other cultures. Unlike many other French textbooks, Nouveaux Copains included photo essays on many pays dans le monde francophone. The photo essay on Quebec was a revelation. There is a country in North America where people speak French!

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It is strange that Quebec has not been on my cultural radar before now. Unfortunately, most French textbooks teach Parisian French (le français international) and completely ignore the existence of La Nouvelle-France, Le Québec. According to Wikipedia, As a rule, the French taught in American classrooms is that of France, as opposed to Canadian French, despite the geographic proximity of Canada to the United States. A similar phenomenon exists in Spanish-language classrooms in the United States, which tend to teach the variety used in Spain, and not that of Mexico, despite the fact that Mexican Spanish is far more prevalent in North America. Well, that is pretty stupid! I’ll have to search for a multicultural German textbook to avoid this kind of snobbery.

Quebec is not that far from Williamsport Pennsylvania. The only thing between us and Quebec is New York State. But apparently that is enough of a buffer to limit our exposure to Quebec because I’ve never encountered any French Canadians. According to my textbook there are communities in New England that speak French due to their proximity with Quebec.

I’m inclined to explore the culture of Quebec for several reasons:

  1. It is geographically closer than France. I could drive to Quebec. Or take a short flight.
  2. Canada is a bilingual country. There seems to be a lot of silly hostility between francophones and anglophones. C’est drôle !
  3. Quebec has been influenced by the United States more than France.
  4. It is cheaper to buy books and French learning materials from Canada.

I’ve already ordered an interesting book by a Canadian writer,  La Belle Bête (Mad Shadows) by Marie-Claire Blais. You can get this novel in French or English but I’ll try to read it in the original French.

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Book Seller

I have so many books that I’ve often joked about opening a bookstore. I have no place left for another bookshelf so there are stacks of books piled up everywhere. I’m fed up with the clutter so I’ve been selling books on Amazon Marketplace. I went through my book collection and decided to get rid of any book that has sat on a shelf for years without being read. It helps to do this when you are tired and slightly depressed. Just ask yourself if you feel like reading this book or would it seem like a weary chore. If reading the book is a weary prospect you’ll be more willing to part with it. After listing 200 books on Amazon Marketplace I’m currently selling one or two a day. When that trickles down to nothing I’ll list the books on BookMooch, a book trading site. Using BookMooch means you are just giving the books away but some books are easier to get rid of when people can get them for free. I have a lot of old technology books that are hard to sell; Visual J++, Java, ASP, MS-DOS, Windows 3.1 and NT Server certification books.

In addition to clearing out some books, I’m also trying to do something about other forms of clutter in my house. I’m a bit of a pack rat so there are many piles of junk lying about. I may throw out a lot of stuff instead of trying to sell it on eBay because that is often a lot of bother. I recently tried to sell a portable color TV on eBay but it did not sell so I threw it out. Last night I tossed some old bank receipts and bank statements that I don’t really need to keep. I don’t want to throw out too much at a time though because it would raise my garbage bill.

I continue to study French. I don’t think I’m quite ready to read a French novel. I could probably read a children’s book in French and I can read my French textbooks because they use high frequency words. I recently read the novel Paris Hangover by Kirsten Lobe. She used some French in the novel and I was able to read all of it without using a dictionary. But I bought a novel by French author Gabrielle Wittkop, Sérénissime assassinat (Venice Murder) and even the prolog gave me a lot of trouble. I should finish reading the French Level 1 textbook Nouveaux copains by the end of the week. After I read the Level 2 and Level 3 textbooks I’ll move on to Suivez La Piste: A Detective Thriller in French in 25 Short Episodes, The Ultimate French Verb Review and Practice, French in Three Months (Hugo), and then Skills and Techniques for Reading French. After I’ve read all that I should be ready to tackle a novel written in French.

I also intend to study German but that is on the back burner while I reinforce my French. I went to Borders at the mall and bought a copy of German Life magazine. I saw an ad in this magazine for a Christkindl Market in Mifflinburg. Mifflinburg is a familiar name to me because it is a small town just south of here. It is strange that I’ve never heard of this German Christmas event. And nearby is the little town of New Berlin. It would be a lot cheaper to visit New Berlin than to fly to Berlin! I get the impression that Union County is Pennsylvania German territory. I’ll probably go to the Christkindl Market to get a taste of German culture. I still plan to go to Berlin for a week’s vacation some day but I need to reduce my debt before I can afford to do something that expensive.

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How To Appear To Be A Sophisticated Programmer

During the economic apocalypse it will be increasingly important to stand out from all the other programmers applying for the few remaining jobs. It would certainly help if you appear to be the most sophisticated programmer. There are many ways to become a sophisticated programmer. You could write a book, master test driven design, contribute to an open source project, or use a lot of design pattern lingo like “factory method” to elevate yourself above the other code monkeys. But none of those things is as likely to impress as sprinkling a few phrases of French in your conversations.

Casual use of French distinguished the aristocracy from the lower class. It was the mark of an educated man. French is heard so seldom today that you are sure to seem special if you drop the F bomb (as in French bomb). In order to pick up the French vocabulary relating to programming, read through some articles on the French version of WikiPedia at http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Développeur. Follow the articles connexes to find related articles with additional vocabulary.

Here are some suggestions on how to sprinkle French in your conversations at work. Let’s suppose you are concerned about a buffer overflow in your application which could be a security risk. You will want to bring this to the attention of your chef de projet (project manager). You could say something like this, “Monsieur, je pense que nous avons un dépassement de tampon.”. Yes, you got that right! L’Académie française in it’s efforts to avoid un anglicisme has decided that a buffer overflow should be called un dépassement de tampon. Now you might think the word overflow became tampon but it is actually the French word for buffer, what you use to stop the flow. http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dépassement_de_tampon

However, if you have a race condition you would use the phrase une situation de compétition.

If you speak enough French to seem like you know the language you may even be transferred to France where all the programmers speak English. There are no French programming languages, not even Pascal or Eiffel uses French words for the syntax, and all the documentation is in English. But at least you’ll get a free European vacation and France just might avoid the economic apocalypse that dooms us all. Bonne chance!

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French Cheat Sheet – une antisèche pour la langue française

Today I created a cheat sheet for French. I looked on the Internet for a French cheat sheet but I did not find exactly what I was looking for. Most of the French cheat sheets are only good for tourists because they just give you the basic phrases. If you are serious about learning the language, you need to master the grammar so a cheat sheet should show you how to conjugate the verbs. I designed my cheat sheet to look like the cheat sheets that are available for HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and other information technology topics. You can find those kinds of cheat sheets at http://www.addedbytes.com/cheat-sheets/.

Although I’m learning French for personal reasons, the web is a global community so this does relate to my profession. A business can expand beyond the local market by communicating with the French, the Germans, and other nationalities. I’ve been interacting with a lot of people from other countries through YouTube and Vloggerheads; mostly Brits, Canadians, and Australians but also a few Germans, one Croatian, one Greek, and expats living in French but no actual French native. The Elgg social networking developer community is also international and I have to keep that in mind when I develop my plugins. When I released my weather widget I got some feedback suggesting that I create an international version that supports temperatures in Celsius and the weather in other countries. I had to find a source of international weather, the Weather Underground, instead of using the National Weather Service.

I have not mastered the French language yet, but I can now comprehend a great deal of the text on French web sites. This opens up a whole new world of information, culture, and news. I can watch French TV on YouTube (mostly news reports) and listen to French radio stations through streaming audio feeds. Unfortunately I still cannot understand a word of spoken French so I’ll probably spend more time lurking on French message boards.

C’est une antisèche pour la langue française! Il est basé sur les nombreuses feuilles de référence (antisèches) qui sont disponibles pour des sujets technologiques comme le HTML, CSS, etc. Bien qu’il y ait beaucoup de ressources en ligne pour apprendre le français, j’étais incapable de trouver une feuille de référence (une antisèche) convenable. Il y a quelques-uns qui se concentrent sur les expressions de base qui sont excellentes pour des touristes, mais si vous voulez vraiment apprendre la langue vous devriez étudier la grammaire française.

Faites-moi savoir si vous trouvez des fautes d’orthographe ou autres erreurs.

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Reading French – J’apprends à lire le français

I have a lot of time on my hands so I’m learning French. My goal is to learn how to read French so I can read French books. I’m not studying pronunciation or developing listening skills. For now, I’m just studying grammar and building my vocabulary. I have a lot of French language textbooks and audio tapes (actually CDs) but I’m not interested in conversational French so instead I’ve read numerous books that concentrate more on grammar and vocabulary. So far, I have read the following books:

  1. McGraw-Hill French Rencontres (old high school textbook)
  2. The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Learning French
  3. French For Dummies
  4. Essential French Grammar

Currently I’m reading Teach Yourself French In 24 Hours. This book is really filling in a lot of details on French grammar that were not covered in the other books. I should finish reading this book in a week. When I am done reading this book I should know everything you need to know about French grammar. I have not memorized anything but at least I’ve been exposed to every aspect of the language. Memorization is only really necessary to pass tests. In the real world, I prefer to get repetition by reading multiple books on a subject that interests me.

I have created a help file to organize my notes on French. I currently have 127 pages in this help file. A few audio files are built into the help file to help me with pronunciation, but most of it is notes on French grammar and vocabulary lists.

After I finish Teach Yourself French In 24 Hours, I will read three French textbooks published by Harcourt Brace Jovanovich; Nouveaux copains, Nous, les jeunes, and Notre monde. These textbooks were published in the early 1990s. Most of the text is in French which is why I saved these for later. They should give me a lot of practice in reading simple French. I may also use the workbooks Cahier d’Exercices which are available for each book, although I only have two. I also have the Nouveaux Copains Teacher’s Edition with all the answers to the exercises.

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After I read those three books, I’ll move on to Skills and Techniques for Reading French by Louise C. Seibert and Lester G. Crocker. This book is specifically designed to help you learn how to read French.

I expect to be able to read French fairly well after that, but I still have many more French textbooks that I could read to reinforce the material. At the moment, I can sort of half read the news on French web sites.

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Elgg 1.6 – International Weather Widget

I have created a new Elgg widget to display your local weather on your profile page or the dashboard. In response to suggestions from Elgg users I have revised this widget to support International locations. You can download the plugin for this widget at: http://community.elgg.org/pg/plugins/rsrobbins/read/255213/international-weather-widget

This is probably the last Elgg project I will work on for awhile. I have to get back to paying work. Pennsylvania has yet to pass a budget so I’m still laid off but my unemployment is covering my bills.

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Elgg 1.6 Threaded Blog Comments

Elgg 1.6 has been released and I’ve created a new version of my threaded comment system to work with the current version. You can download the latest plugin at http://community.elgg.org/pg/plugins/rsrobbins/read/242714/threaded-blog-comments-elgg-16. I made a few improvements while working on the new version. All of the JavaScript is now stored within the module to make installation easier. I also added some support for other languages. I created a compiled help file and a readme.txt file to document my work.

Amazon now requires web service requests to be authenticated. This has broken my Amazon Wish List widget for Elgg 1.5. I will have to completely rework that widget using a different method. My AJAX example on this web site is also broken. I won’t be able to create a purely JavaScript version because you have to perform some encryption to sign your request and JavaScript cannot handle that. I will have to make it dependent upon some server side code running on my web site.

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Elgg 1.5 Widget – Amazon Wish List

Yesterday I upgraded my Amazon Wish List widget for Elgg 1.5. You can download it at http://community.elgg.org/pg/plugins/rsrobbins/read/230079/amazon-wish-list-widget Now that I’ve finally completed my work on the threaded comments for Elgg 1.2 it is time to move on to Elgg 1.5 and upgrading my Amazon Wish List widget was the first step. This widget follows the Elgg best practices more closely than the previous version. I even moved the jquery-flydom-3.1.1.js file into the widget’s mod folder to simplify the installation. The CSS has been moved into the css.php file in the views folder and several strings are now specified in the en.php file so you can more easily create other language files. Now that I’m learning German I’ll want to install a German language pack to my Elgg development site.

Elgg Amazon Wish List Widget

I’m spending a lot of time on Elgg because I’ve seen more interest in customization work on Elgg than anything else. Hopefully I can pick up some new clients doing Elgg customization. Also, my expertise level is higher for this open source web application than it is for any other, with the possible exception of WordPress.

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